What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

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  • jono2007
    FFR Player
    • Jan 2007
    • 516

    #31
    Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

    Hey baby, I'm on the top 10 in Stepmania, let's have 'one more lovely' cause 'I'm a Maid' and would like to 'Inquire Upon' your 'Shining Collection'.


    *cough*

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    • dandandamdandan1111
      the baker man
      • Jun 2007
      • 2176

      #32
      Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

      I can mash your pussy pretty hard.

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      • windsurfer-sp
        FFR Veteran
        • Apr 2005
        • 1974

        #33
        Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

        No one has made a joke about up and down trills....
        Orbb fan club.
        White text society.

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        • tofurox
          Them arrows.
          • May 2006
          • 2263

          #34
          Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

          Remember MrRubix....


          Mr. Boo: Why hello there.
          Crowdpleaser: Sup.
          Mr. Boo: We had a fun night together. However, I shouldn't be seeing you that often anymore, right?
          Crowdpleaser: You know I like it when I get double-teamed, don't tease me.
          Mr. Boo: Ohhh... so you want more of me, eh?
          Crowdpleaser: I can't get enough of you. I'm tired of missing you... I'm tired of misses. I need you now.
          Mr. Boo: But wait... isn't double-teaming you... ILLEGAL?
          Crowdpleaser: Shhh... no more talk. Just trill, baby. Two hands, the way I like it.

          This sig has been enhanced by the FFR Staff for being too large. Thank you for participating.

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          • sarahxjane
            FFR Veteran
            • Aug 2005
            • 2109

            #35
            Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

            Eric's post = win.

            :]


            Mine:

            Hey baby, Less Talk More Rokk.
            M.A.M.A, Let Me Be Your Pirate.
            I'll Shag you real good.
            Allison, I will continue to Keep On Lovin' You so take a Deep Breath, Come With Me and let's Get Down on the Driveway.
            I always have the Same Dream of you. It makes my heart Flutter. I feel like I am { Losing Touch } with Reality.

            These are horrible.
            x3
            Originally posted by Tasselfoot
            whatever you do... don't **** a walros.
            Originally posted by funmonkey54
            *knock knock*
            *opens door*
            Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
            Um, ok. May I help you?
            Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?

            as of December 11th 2009.
            Proud One Hander! 113 AAAs & 295 Full Combos

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            • Netjet!
              Sic itur ad astra
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Jan 2008
              • 4701

              #36
              Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

              lol

              id tap that

              wanna vibrate my keys

              cmon up and down up and down (trills)
              RIP Steve Van Ness <3

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              • spinal_compression
                FFR Player
                • Oct 2005
                • 3325

                #37
                Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

                Wanna see me do some jacks on my Crowdpleaser? I never miss!

                Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                oh. japanese song... lets put the american flag on that!

                Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                I do accept sexual favors as bribes.

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                • ledwix
                  Giant Pi Operator
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 2878

                  #38
                  Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

                  Hey babe, I'd love to be Falling into You so I could give you a Beethoven Virus Infection.
                  Hey baby, I feel like I'd Keep On Loving You for 136.6 minutes, then publish the results Straight to Video or on an Adult's Sketchbook.
                  Wow...can I Jump In The Space Between your Red Dress?
                  Last edited by ledwix; 06-8-2008, 01:07 AM.

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                  • Corbin Wells
                    FFR Player
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 153

                    #39
                    Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

                    Psst! Do Not Sex to This! Sex to me!
                    The minute you forget to think about tomorrow, you lose everything.

                    download my sims now =3:


                    FFR Furry, NYC

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                    • MrZombie
                      Insert Witty Title Here
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • May 2004
                      • 555

                      #40
                      Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

                      Let me show you the Pretty Green Onions inside my Pants

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                      • Cristiano Ronaldo
                        FFR Player
                        • May 2008
                        • 78

                        #41
                        Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

                        "I went to hip hop and Just Died of your finger skillz"


                        I HAVE FAILED!!! The message couldn’t be more clear. DAMN DIRTY APES!

                        Cheers,

                        Synthlight

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                        • Vanilla Mnm
                          cavs
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 3258

                          #42
                          Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

                          Lol some funny ones in here.

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                          • demonllama6124
                            im your grandpa!!!
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 1440

                            #43
                            Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

                            round 2:

                            dont make me pimp slap yo ass.

                            you make my club rise up.

                            you wanna hear a real black noise--__--

                            baby, youre my dot matrix hero

                            lets do the forsaken neon, its under article 136.6

                            lets F*** to this HELLBEAT.

                            and glad to know my excite bike was that good.lol
                            Originally posted by nestlekwik
                            Blue is my favorite color. Thus, anyone in the chat with a blue name is super awesome and deserves to have Chinese food.
                            Originally posted by welsh_girl
                            OP, WTFBrandon & demonllama6124

                            Only Men here with Manly Man hairy legs.
                            Originally posted by Velocity
                            leonid, please shut the fuck up before I make you.
                            Help decide which game I should play next. Trying to beat all my games
                            http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...47#post4489647

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                            • Nyokou
                              ( ̄ー ̄)
                              • Apr 2005
                              • 4246

                              #44
                              Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

                              I'm pretty damn good at spread and index - in that order - wanna see?
                              Twitter | Instagram | Snapchat: Nyokou

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                              • Cristiano Ronaldo
                                FFR Player
                                • May 2008
                                • 78

                                #45
                                Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

                                You're my Final Fantasy babe ;]


                                I HAVE FAILED!!! The message couldn’t be more clear. DAMN DIRTY APES!

                                Cheers,

                                Synthlight

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