Nintendo only has "kiddie" games?

[Squeek]

I'd love to see a review for Unreal Tournament 2004. That's a game I'd let my kid play every day on full gore.

Quoted for Emphasis:

CHRISTIAN ANSWERS OF THE MONTH

Are we made of stardust?

YOU KNOWS IT!

I know would like to write a review of the christian church in terms of its followers.

Positive:
- For an hour or so once a week, these people are out of your face.

Negative:
- Always go against their own teachings to convert "non-believers" to their 100% CORRECT faith. That's about 3 hypocracies rolled into one.
- Constantly hand out flyers and junk to you when you don't care.
- Write game reviews for awesome games and make them seem like it's for 18+ RATED AO for "Adults Only".
- Get offended over the most trivial of matters.
- Think they know everything.
- Always comdemn everything they see as "bad" or "malicious" without question.
- Constantly get in my way.

I wish I could tell the author of that review one simple thing.

THIS IS A VIDEO GAME. IT IS NOT A REPRESENTATION OF REALITY.

Now you can remove yourself from this planet.

~Squeek

[QreepyBORIS]

As usual, Squeek is right.


Anyways, they might have some negative reactions to the flak cannon in UT.

That can make you go from shield belt to floating gib in ONE HIT.

Then they start whining.


I read over that post, and it is sufficiently incoherent. That means that it is worthy for me to click the submit button.

[jewpinthethird]

Negative -- I am surprised at how few people pay attention to the lyrics of the background songs in this game. If they did, they would be more offended. Sony used this game as a platform to promote some of its musical artists and there is one song specifically (I do not know the name) which lyrics states that the singer wants to be "as far from God as an angel can fly." And this is the refrain of the song. We were so troubled by the song that we returned the game and the PlayStation. People should not only pay attention to what children see but also what they hear. My Ratings: [1/3]
--HAP, age 31

Wow. They even found something "evil" about GRAN TURISMO 3. Seriously. Christians need to calm the fuck down. Jesus wasn't even that uptight when they crucified his ass.

[CypherToorima]

Silly Christians.

[omgwtfToph]

I'm a Christian, and those reviews are bullshit. :/

Hell, most Christians I know aren't that uptight - it's just the ones who make crazy-ass websites like that that give the normal ones a bad name.

[Anticrombie0909]

See, those are the kind of Christians I hate. The kind that misinterpert their religion and feel its their duty to spread their ill word among real followers. Oh, them and Jehovas Witnesses. Nobody likes them either.

[JurseyRider734]

Ok, this is so stupidly amazing. These people need to calm the fuck down. I had to be in a tent with an uber Christian at camp. She was nice and all, but this is what I had to deal with at night laying in my bed

Her: There's no such thing as evolution. God created everything.
Me: No, there were dinosaurs millions of years ago, the world didn't start at B.C.
Her: Yes it did, in my bible it says that God created everything and everyone.
Me: Oh my gosh(I wasn't "allowed" to say God) the world isnt 2004 years old, it's hudnreds of millions of years old. Charles Darwin collected all evidence of evolution, there is no ACTUAL. REAL. PROOF. that the bible is 100% true.
Her: Yes there is (She starts telling me about how miracles that "GOD" has created)
Me: Yeah, so? Just because they survived didn't mean it was GOD.

Me, being stubborn, argued this for a long time. Here's another example.

Her: See, I have God hidden in my heart, and all of those who do go to heaven. If you don't have him hidden in your heart you go to hell.
Me: (I was really angry) What the...so because I don't choose to have God in my heart means im a bad person and im going to hell? Thats bullcrap.(Oh noes, not allowed to say "shit")

Seriously, I wish I could have been like 'Oh yeah? Well I have Jesus in my FIST so shut your god damned mouth'

Here's another one.

Her: Angels are WARRIORS, they're not people with wings and in white robes, they're warriors for GOD.
Me: ok...
Her: Heaven is perfect. Everything's just PERFECT. There's nothing that's bad there.
Me: Ok then.



Christians are really ignorant. They piss me off. Those really religious, sharpies-up-their-ass Christians.

[JurseyRider734]

Ok, this is so stupidly amazing. These people need to calm the fuck down. I had to be in a tent with an uber Christian at camp. She was nice and all, but this is what I had to deal with at night laying in my bed

Her: There's no such thing as evolution. God created everything.
Me: No, there were dinosaurs millions of years ago, the world didn't start at B.C.
Her: Yes it did, in my bible it says that God created everything and everyone.
Me: Oh my gosh(I wasn't "allowed" to say God) the world isnt 2004 years old, it's hudnreds of millions of years old. Charles Darwin collected all evidence of evolution, there is no ACTUAL. REAL. PROOF. that the bible is 100% true.
Her: Yes there is (She starts telling me about how miracles that "GOD" has created)
Me: Yeah, so? Just because they survived didn't mean it was GOD.

Me, being stubborn, argued this for a long time. Here's another example.

Her: See, I have God hidden in my heart, and all of those who do go to heaven. If you don't have him hidden in your heart you go to hell.
Me: (I was really angry) What the...so because I don't choose to have God in my heart means im a bad person and im going to hell? Thats bullcrap.(Oh noes, not allowed to say "shit")

Seriously, I wish I could have been like 'Oh yeah? Well I have Jesus in my FIST so shut your god damned mouth'

Here's another one.

Her: Angels are WARRIORS, they're not people with wings and in white robes, they're warriors for GOD.
Me: ok...
Her: Heaven is perfect. Everything's just PERFECT. There's nothing that's bad there.
Me: Ok then.



Christians are really ignorant. They piss me off. Those really religious, sharpies-up-their-ass Christians.

[eVILPeeR]

That's sad.
Some people need to start to learn to live :/
Christianity isn't a bad religion, but some people get far too involved in it and turn it into something it isn't.
My friend's parents are like that. They believe everything good that happens is because "God made it that way."
It's pretty sickening.

[TACODUDE]

I find it easier to believe in a God, yet not go to church.

[Kenzya]

Oh yeah, tons more "hilarious" reviews on that site.

Like Doom III

As a twenty-one year old I have to say I was freaked out, disturbed, and horrified by Doom III’s content. I can’t imagine what a thirteen year old would feel like. After hours of exposure to this game, I could see a child’s attitude and personality change because of this game. I would have displayed more images but due to the graphic and satanic nature of this game I just couldn’t show it.

Hah.. hah.. hah..

I wish they had more reviews though.. It's just funny how, in the public eye, a game can be deemed ok for a child of 10 years or younger to play but then they go and find that game offensive and for 18+.

NOTE: These aren't everyday ordinary Christians. These aren't even "extreme" Christians. These are the sheltered Christians.

[rocelahura]

These people give Christians a bad name.