Anyone Else a Twilighter?

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  • fuzzducky73
    FFR Player
    • May 2008
    • 2

    #31
    Re: Anyone Else a Twilighter?

    OMG IM ADDDICTED!!!! I HEART RPATTZ/Edward!!!!!!!

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    • MalReynolds
      CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
      • Sep 2003
      • 6571

      #32
      Re: Anyone Else a Twilighter?

      Originally posted by My story
      Mr. Ang Gree was tiny and had small eyes. He came from a different place that was not America. His parents were dragons. Since he was a human, and could not have wings, he instead had lava that could come out of his fingers. Sometimes he used it to make his food spicy. Mr. Ang Gree loved spicy food. But Mr. Ang Gree also had a bad temper, like a raccoon that had been hit by a car. Some days he would explode and kill everyone. Their blood would rain down. And so would lava. And it would kill even more people. They would melt. Their eyes would melt out of their faces and they would try and find their family. But their family melted, too. Soon, everyone was in a big pool of being melted and an egg would come out of it. Mr. Ang Gree would be born again. And sometimes he felt lonely.
      Oh, to be six again.
      "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."

      "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor


      My new novel:

      Maledictions: The Offering.

      Now in Paperback!

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      • Tokzic
        FFR Player
        • May 2005
        • 6878

        #33
        Re: Anyone Else a Twilighter?

        lmfao mal i love you

        Last edited by Tokzic: Today at 11:59 PM. Reason: wait what

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        • indigo23
          FFR Player
          • Dec 2004
          • 104

          #34
          Re: Anyone Else a Twilighter?

          [[My favorite part is when "everyone was in a big pool of being melted". It's a beautiful story. ;D]]

          To the fans of Twilight: I was wondering, which book in the series is your favorite?

          Mine is the first. Though it's a very close call.


          mY hOPES aRE sO hIGH tHAT yOUR kISS mIGHT kILL mE
          sO wON'T yOU kILL mE, sO i dIE hAPPY
          mY hEART iS yOURS tO fILL oR bURST, tO bREAK oR bURY, oR wEAR aS jEWELRY
          wHICHEVER yOU pREFER

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          • sumzup
            (+ (- (/ (* 1 2) 3) 4) 5)
            • Nov 2005
            • 1398

            #35
            Re: Anyone Else a Twilighter?

            So I gave in to my curiosity and asked The Pirate Bay to give me the Twilight books, which it did. I just read a random 10 pages...the writing style is utterly dry, and the only thing the book has going for it is the mildly interesting plot. But even then, there's not much that interests me, at least. It's just a back-and-forth of awkwardness.

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            • sarahxjane
              FFR Veteran
              • Aug 2005
              • 2109

              #36
              Re: Anyone Else a Twilighter?

              I love New Moon and Eclipse best.
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              as of December 11th 2009.
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              • Panic4Me
                o_o
                • Aug 2006
                • 911

                #37
                Re: Anyone Else a Twilighter?

                lol Mal, that was an amazing story.

                I think my favorite would either be New Moon or Eclipse.
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                • darkness1477
                  FFR Player
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 41

                  #38
                  Re: Anyone Else a Twilighter?

                  what a twilighter
                  proud 2 hander

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                  • indigo23
                    FFR Player
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 104

                    #39
                    Re: Anyone Else a Twilighter?

                    Originally posted by darkness1477
                    what a twilighter
                    A Twilighter is a fan of the books Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer.


                    mY hOPES aRE sO hIGH tHAT yOUR kISS mIGHT kILL mE
                    sO wON'T yOU kILL mE, sO i dIE hAPPY
                    mY hEART iS yOURS tO fILL oR bURST, tO bREAK oR bURY, oR wEAR aS jEWELRY
                    wHICHEVER yOU pREFER

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                    • Tokzic
                      FFR Player
                      • May 2005
                      • 6878

                      #40
                      Re: Anyone Else a Twilighter?

                      Originally posted by darkness1477
                      what a twilighter
                      A Twilighter is a girl in their teens who finds unrealistic, poorly written vampire books intensely arousing, and loves to pretend that they are the unrealistic, poorly written protagonist who magically attracts every single male character in the book.

                      EDIT: oops ninjaed

                      Last edited by Tokzic: Today at 11:59 PM. Reason: wait what

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                      • MalReynolds
                        CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 6571

                        #41
                        Re: Anyone Else a Twilighter?

                        I magically attract every single male character in the book, too.

                        "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."

                        "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor


                        My new novel:

                        Maledictions: The Offering.

                        Now in Paperback!

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                        • cloudish
                          FFR Player
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 4

                          #42
                          Re: Anyone Else a Twilighter?

                          Sadly i am one of them, Though it doesn't matter on how she wrote the book, She had wonderful charater set-up. And her plot set-up could leave any average reading guessing. Though i have not read Eclipse yet (still on new moon finishing it today) I already know where this story is going. =) im just ****ing pissed at jacob and edward. >_> right when she was finally happy jacob had to go and become a ****ing warewolf lol.

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                          • robertsona
                            missa in h-moll
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 4000

                            #43
                            Re: Anyone Else a Twilighter?

                            Originally posted by cloudish
                            And her plot set-up could leave any average reader guessing.
                            Originally posted by cloudish
                            I already know where this story is going. =)
                            o rly

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                            • UnSaVeD_aNgEl
                              FFR Player
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 6

                              #44
                              Re: Anyone Else a Twilighter?

                              im a twilighter,i love the books.Ive read each of them at least 2 times.and i will do the same with breaking dawn.

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                              • LilyPichu
                                FFR Player
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 117

                                #45
                                Re: Anyone Else a Twilighter?

                                I don't get why it's so popular. I personally found it incredibly bland, but hey, to each his own.

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