Mr. Ang Gree was tiny and had small eyes. He came from a different place that was not America. His parents were dragons. Since he was a human, and could not have wings, he instead had lava that could come out of his fingers. Sometimes he used it to make his food spicy. Mr. Ang Gree loved spicy food. But Mr. Ang Gree also had a bad temper, like a raccoon that had been hit by a car. Some days he would explode and kill everyone. Their blood would rain down. And so would lava. And it would kill even more people. They would melt. Their eyes would melt out of their faces and they would try and find their family. But their family melted, too. Soon, everyone was in a big pool of being melted and an egg would come out of it. Mr. Ang Gree would be born again. And sometimes he felt lonely.
Oh, to be six again.
"A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
[[My favorite part is when "everyone was in a big pool of being melted". It's a beautiful story. ;D]]
To the fans of Twilight: I was wondering, which book in the series is your favorite?
Mine is the first. Though it's a very close call.
mY hOPES aRE sO hIGH tHAT yOUR kISS mIGHT kILL mE
sO wON'T yOU kILL mE, sO i dIE hAPPY
mY hEART iS yOURS tO fILL oR bURST, tO bREAK oR bURY, oR wEAR aS jEWELRY
wHICHEVER yOU pREFER
So I gave in to my curiosity and asked The Pirate Bay to give me the Twilight books, which it did. I just read a random 10 pages...the writing style is utterly dry, and the only thing the book has going for it is the mildly interesting plot. But even then, there's not much that interests me, at least. It's just a back-and-forth of awkwardness.
*knock knock*
*opens door*
Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
Um, ok. May I help you?
Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?
A Twilighter is a fan of the books Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer.
mY hOPES aRE sO hIGH tHAT yOUR kISS mIGHT kILL mE
sO wON'T yOU kILL mE, sO i dIE hAPPY
mY hEART iS yOURS tO fILL oR bURST, tO bREAK oR bURY, oR wEAR aS jEWELRY
wHICHEVER yOU pREFER
A Twilighter is a girl in their teens who finds unrealistic, poorly written vampire books intensely arousing, and loves to pretend that they are the unrealistic, poorly written protagonist who magically attracts every single male character in the book.
I magically attract every single male character in the book, too.
"A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
Sadly i am one of them, Though it doesn't matter on how she wrote the book, She had wonderful charater set-up. And her plot set-up could leave any average reading guessing. Though i have not read Eclipse yet (still on new moon finishing it today) I already know where this story is going. =) im just ****ing pissed at jacob and edward. >_> right when she was finally happy jacob had to go and become a ****ing warewolf lol.
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