Instead of taking her out to a movie and buying her popcorn, bend her over the arm of a couch. It's very economical. Just make sure you are using the proper protection, because then it can become VERY, VERY GOD DAMN UNECONOMICAL if she pops a baby 9 months down the road.
Lmao, I first read the title as "I actually AAA'd an EMO??!??!?!!!?!!!" and I was thinking like, "What, did you cut your wrists with perfect accuracy or something?"
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