*knock knock*
*opens door*
Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
Um, ok. May I help you?
Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?
[1:39:07 PM] synthlight says: The answer is.. because version .786 has a sun in it.
[1:39:23 PM] Tasselfoot says: i don't get it.
[1:39:37 PM] synthlight says: you are not supposed to.
The ability to lick the clit and the vagina and apply gentle pressure at the same time with one upward lick is something the small tongued of us can only dream about.
Originally posted by spreadNv
Got dibs on La Camp.
Oh right, Im not any good.
Got dibs on Pita.
Total Land: 667 Acres (96.1% built)
In Progress: 5 Acres (0.7%)
New Land: 79 Acres coming in
** Effects Summary (Available Buildings Only) **
1. Produce 4,088 bushels (5,109 with FL)
2. 1,832gc, +11.88% income
3. +10.59% offense bonus
4. -10.59% training & draft costs, -14.12% military wages
5. -10.59% attack time
6. Training about 1.56 wizards per hour
7. Produce 521 runes per hour
8. Thieves: 14.12% catch, -21.18% damage
9. Produce 52 horses/hour, hold 3,840 horses
** Effects Summary (Including Future Buildings) **
1. Produce 4,246 bushels (5,307 with FL)
2. 1,832gc, +10.79% income
3. +9.71% offense bonus
4. -9.71% training & draft costs, -12.95% military wages
5. -9.71% attack time
6. Training about 1.58 wizards per hour
7. Produce 529 runes per hour
8. Thieves: 12.77% catch, -19.15% damage
9. Produce 52 horses/hour, hold 3,840 horses
God gave man a brain and a phalus, but enough blood to power one at a time.
Total Modified Offense: 34,818 (52.20 per Acre)
Practical (75% elites): 30,012 (45.00 per Acre)
Total Modified Defense: 35,113 (52.64 per Acre)
Practical (25% elites): 23,931 (35.88 per Acre)
Thieves: 750 (1.12 per Acre / 52% Stealth)
Wizards: 489 (0.73 per Acre / 93% Mana)
Crystal-Ball on your province will show:
Max. Possible Thieves/Wizards: 1,034 (1.55 / Acre)
Estimated Thieves Number: 414 (0.62 per Acre)
Estimated Wizards Number: 155 (0.23 per Acre)
Buildings: 978gc to build, 517gc to raze
Away bonus: 33,350gc (12h) / 100,050gc (20h)
God gave man a brain and a phalus, but enough blood to power one at a time.
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