The Wii is Here.

[Squeek]

Re: The Wii is Here.

I still haven't gotten online either.

And now Brawl is back in its case awaiting the day that my friends get back from their colleges because Mario Kart is much more fun than Brawl in Single Player.

[Squeek]

Re: The Wii is Here.

Oh so Disaster IS coming out. They didn't abandon it. And they're using their newly-acquired (as of Wii launch, that is) developer Monolith Soft to make the game. You know the people who made Xenosaga.

Slated for a Summer '08 launch.

[MalReynolds]

Re: The Wii is Here.

God, that sounds like "Disaster Report" and "Raw Danger".

Both of which were awful. "Raw Danger" was the first game I reviewed for a game site that I now work for. That game was just... It was one of the worst I've ever played. You get penalized for running in Chapter 1-1. Because you're a waiter. And waiters... Can't run? Oh, also, you get a bonus for helping a lady find her contact lens.

God, that game succcckkked.

[Chromer]

Re: The Wii is Here.

LOL I'm sorry, but the thought of Mal playing a game and complaining makes me laugh heartily.

[MalReynolds]

Re: The Wii is Here.

I'm a really harsh game critic. The last review I did was for Dungeon Explorer: Warriors of Ancient Arts, which was abysmal.

As I sit here, about to review this game, I’m staring at a piece of 160 grit sandpaper. It’s a nice piece of sandpaper. It was probably made from some wooden pulp somewhere in the past. It’s rough on my hands – it shines in the light, and it reflects in an odd manner depending on its relationship to the source of luminescence. One day, perhaps soon in the future, I will finish building my desk and I will use this sandpaper. I can only imagine that afterward, it will lose some of the luster that it has. No doubt, in between the grains of sand will be small pieces of sawdust. I will have a nice, soft, smooth desk, but at what cost? The loss of luster? Would it be madness to take this piece of art, this piece of sandpaper, and put it to use, destroying the beauty?

Perhaps. Perhaps it would be madness. But there are stores filled with sandpaper, and should I ever choose to use this piece, which I now hold dear, I would be able to replace it.

No. This has nothing to do with the game Dungeon Explorer: Warriors of Ancient Arts. The above two paragraphs were a simple test. If you were riveted by my description of a piece of sandpaper and wanted to know what happens next, you’ll love this game.

[sjoecool1991]

Re: The Wii is Here.

I recently bought Okami for 17$ (brand new as well).
Its really freaking amazing.

[Afrobean]

Re: The Wii is Here.

Mal, I seriously was riveted by that; I was curious where you were going with it. Would I really enjoy this Dungeon Explorer game?

[MalReynolds]

Re: The Wii is Here.

Yes, yes, you would. I recommend purchasing it immediately. It's only $30 bucks. I got my review copy free, thank God.

[Telvanni_guard]

Re: The Wii is Here.

I thought you were going to use it as a metaphor for the game itself.

[TheNewGod]

Re: The Wii is Here.

do any of you have resident evil 4 for the wii? if so, do you have the prl

[Squeek]

Re: The Wii is Here.

Yes, yes, you would. I recommend purchasing it immediately. It's only $30 bucks. I got my review copy free, thank God.

Another person using dollars dollars?

Where can one find such a currency?

[MalReynolds]

Re: The Wii is Here.

I was drunk when I wrote that.

[Frozen Beat]

Re: The Wii is Here.

do any of you have resident evil 4 for the wii? if so, do you have the prl

Try blowing up dynamite while a zombie's holding it.


Freaking hilarious.

[TheNewGod]

Re: The Wii is Here.

Try blowing up dynamite while a zombie's holding it.


Freaking hilarious.

already done it it was fun

[cool110]

Re: The Wii is Here.

have you seen the new Nintendo channel yet?

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