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  • basicdrummerman
    rusty old fart
    Event Staff
    FFR Simfile Author
    FFR Music Producer
    • Oct 2007
    • 1259

    #31
    Re: Interesting things to throw at people

    Originally posted by CaptainCash
    How 'bout a grammar and spelling book?
    oh, come on, its from a wendy's commercial, duh. i spelt it right :P

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    • Xx{Midnight}xX
      FFR Player
      • Aug 2007
      • 8548

      #32
      Re: Interesting things to throw at people

      How to kill your self for dummies. Here's my recomended issue:

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      • [TeRa]
        FFR Player
        • May 2007
        • 9922

        #33
        Re: Interesting things to throw at people

        I threw my monitor at my brother when he pissed me off, during the summer, still works, and I still use it. It's one of those giant box monitors lol.

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        • purebloodtexan
          FFR Player
          • Oct 2006
          • 2845

          #34
          Re: Interesting things to throw at people

          The list thus far:

          -Footwear
          -A keyboard
          -Cutlery
          -A loaf of bread
          -Parts of a tree
          -A brick
          -An arrow, spear, or dart
          -Vehicles
          -Used condoms
          -A cat
          -Jet fuel
          -Shurikens
          -Glass bottle
          -A phone book
          -Pickles
          -Incendiaries
          -Chairs
          -Guitars
          -French fries
          -Sandwiches
          -Geometry books
          -Bite-sized candy
          -Rigged ketchup packages
          -Tampons covered in ketchup
          -Pubic hair
          -Old gum
          -Cacti
          -Cookies
          -Bagels
          -A mud ball
          -Other people
          -Danmaku/Bullet hell
          -Mayo, pretending that it's something else
          -Video game consoles, including handhelds
          -A television
          -A rotting fetus
          -Mans0n
          -Suicide For Dummies
          -Compter parts, particularly the monitor.


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          • CaptainCash
            Banned
            • Mar 2008
            • 12

            #35
            Re: Interesting things to throw at people

            Piggy bank.

            idk

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            • DN_Catastrophic
              Cata_X
              • Mar 2007
              • 395

              #36
              Re: Interesting things to throw at people

              Acorns lol

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              • purebloodtexan
                FFR Player
                • Oct 2006
                • 2845

                #37
                Re: Interesting things to throw at people

                Feces.


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                • CaptainCash
                  Banned
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 12

                  #38
                  Re: Interesting things to throw at people

                  A body part.

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                  • EAGAMES
                    Y0FACE!
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 4931

                    #39
                    Re: Interesting things to throw at people

                    Originally posted by CaptainCash
                    A body part.
                    Like a foot? A really stinky foot?
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                    • CaptainCash
                      Banned
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 12

                      #40
                      Re: Interesting things to throw at people

                      Originally posted by EAGAMES
                      Like a foot? A really stinky foot?
                      Or you could cut off somebody's ass. It already has 'stinky' in it.

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                      • foilman8805
                        smoke wheat hail satin
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5704

                        #41
                        Re: Interesting things to throw at people

                        Wouldn't it be great if you threw a douche bag at someone? I'd ****ing die from laughter if I ever saw that.

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                        • purebloodtexan
                          FFR Player
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 2845

                          #42
                          Re: Interesting things to throw at people

                          Originally posted by foilman8805
                          Wouldn't it be great if you threw a douche bag at someone? I'd ****ing die from laughter if I ever saw that.
                          So can I throw Jack Thompson?


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                          • who_cares973
                            FFR Player
                            • Aug 2006
                            • 15407

                            #43
                            Re: Interesting things to throw at people

                            frozen air
                            cell phones
                            computer
                            left pinky toe
                            pencil
                            eraser
                            washing machine
                            tomato
                            tomato paste
                            year old ketchup
                            speakers
                            tv
                            dirt
                            yellow snow
                            pee filled water balloon
                            bike
                            skateboard
                            face
                            jewelry
                            bed
                            carpet
                            toy house
                            tile
                            ceiling fan
                            potato
                            insults
                            porn
                            body

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                            • foilman8805
                              smoke wheat hail satin
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5704

                              #44
                              Re: Interesting things to throw at people

                              Originally posted by purebloodtexan
                              So can I throw Jack Thompson?
                              You can kill Jack Thompson.

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                              • purebloodtexan
                                FFR Player
                                • Oct 2006
                                • 2845

                                #45
                                Re: Interesting things to throw at people

                                Updated list:

                                1) Footwear
                                2) A keyboard
                                3) Cutlery
                                4) A loaf of bread
                                5) Parts of a tree
                                6) A brick
                                7) An arrow, spear, or dart
                                8) Vehicles
                                9) Used condoms
                                10) A cat
                                11) Jet fuel
                                12) Shurikens
                                13) Glass bottle
                                14) A phone book
                                15) Pickles
                                16) Incendiaries
                                17) Chairs
                                18) Guitars
                                19) French fries
                                20) Sandwiches
                                21) Geometry books
                                22) Bite-sized candy
                                23) Ketchup in any shape or form
                                24) Tampons covered in ketchup
                                25) Pubic hair
                                26) Old gum
                                27) Cacti
                                28) Cookies
                                29) Bagels
                                30) A mud ball
                                31) Danmaku/Bullet hell
                                32) Mayo, pretending that it's something else
                                33) Video game consoles, including handhelds
                                34) A television
                                35) A rotting fetus
                                36) Mans0n
                                37) Suicide For Dummies
                                38) Compter parts, particularly the monitor.
                                39) A piggy bank
                                40) Acorns
                                41) Feces
                                42) Body part(s)
                                43) Douchebags, both the product and any person that the general public hates, such as Jack Thompson.
                                44) Frozen air
                                45) Cell phones
                                46) Pencil
                                47) Eraser
                                48) Washing machine
                                49) Tomato and tomato paste
                                50) Speakers
                                51) Dirt
                                52) Yellow snow (and not the lemonade)
                                53) Pee-filled water balloon
                                54) Bike
                                55) Skateboard
                                56) Jewelry
                                57) Carpet
                                58) Toy house
                                59) Tile
                                60) Ceiling fan
                                61) Potato(es)
                                62) Pornographic media of any kind

                                Edit this into the OP.


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