Your parents thought YOU spent too much time on the couch...

[TACODUDE]

This woman wasn't even very fat. She was 480 pounds.

Yeah, but she was only 4 feet 10 inches tall.

[QreepyBORIS]

Uhm, 480 pounds is a shitload.

Pardon my english.

But It's TONS more than anyone even in the HOUSE OF PANCAKES weighs.

[jimerax]

This woman wasn't even very fat. She was 480 pounds. There was this guy on this show called Maury or something and he was over 2,000 pounds.

damn.. over 2000 pounds sounds to be BS.

[TACODUDE]

Maybe he was gaining weight to make the lipo worth it.

[GuidoHunter]

Tacodude, I really don't think height makes much of a difference at 480 pounds. A four foot ten, 480 lb woman is just as excessively fat as a seven foot ten 480 lb woman.

Aside: I've been sig'd! Thx to Tosh.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[jewpinthethird]

Okay, no one can weigh 2000 pounds. That is the average weight of a sedan. The lungs would collapse under the weight. There a plenty of other reasons why no one could possibly weight over a ton...but come on, use common sense.

[Kinjiro]

*gag* (shudders)
WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS GOOD DID YOU HAvE TO SHARE THIS INFORMAIOTN WITH US?!?!?

[FishFishRevolution]

*gag* (shudders)
WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS GOOD DID YOU HAvE TO SHARE THIS INFORMAIOTN WITH US?!?!?

It's kind of the Morle of the Story kinda thing.
"Remember kids, don't watch TV this much!" *big cheesy evill smile*

[DHS1]

I'm never going to sit on my couch for more then 1 hour now.. I'll be as scared to sit on the couch as I was scared to sit on the toliet after seeing Arachnophobia. =( I HATE spiders..

EDIT : I am no longer sitting on the sofa for the rest of my life. From now on I either stand and watch TV or I sit on a wooden/plastic (non-can-grow-togather-with-your-skin) chair.

(Not to change the subject)By the way, how do you guys like my new Signature? It was made only using MSPait, some downloaded fonts, and some help from a few friends. ^_^

-[DHS1]-

[jewpinthethird]

WORST SWAMP-ASS EVER.

[Xaimus]

How in the hell could one's ass assimilate a sofa? SIX goddamn years? Fucking christ, this is sad.

[Kenzya]

sores.. break open.. they heal.. they heal to the couch..

[CypherToorima]

six years...That's hard to grasp. six fucking years of not standing up...holy crap.

If she happened to stand up after one year, she would probably crush her legs due to muscle a bone mass loss...damn

[lightdarkness]

Guys, this can't be entirely real.

I mean, you can die from clots in your legs after sitting for like.... a day or something.

She had to have gotten up, it's not feasible(sp) that she sat there for that long, without moving.

[DHS1]

It was in the news here, NOBODY LIES ON THE NEWS!! >=)