Survivor: FFR Island (Tournament)

[Coolboyrulez0]

Re: Survivor: FFR Island (Tournament)

Exactly my feelings. This thread seriously sucks now.

Hammy is winning, and no one even put up a fight.

NO STUPID MEMES. JUST FUNNY.

[flipsta_lombax]

Re: Survivor: FFR Island (Tournament)

"In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need."

"I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's just working away at this pumpkin."

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said,

"A pumpkin? Damn, is it midnight already?" "

[~HentaiXXX~]

Re: Survivor: FFR Island (Tournament)

"In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need."

"I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's just working away at this pumpkin."

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said,

"A pumpkin? Damn, is it midnight already?" "

That concludes our first episode of, "SCREWING WITH FOOD!"

See you next time, as we find a woman putting some "juicy" things in. ;D

I don't know shut up...

[flipsta_lombax]

Re: Survivor: FFR Island (Tournament)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lwva0w6TJm4

If you never liked the old, old SNL, shame on you. xD

[Coolboyrulez0]

Re: Survivor: FFR Island (Tournament)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lwva0w6TJm4


If you never liked the old, old SNL, shame on you. xD

Soul man = Win. Right here. Give the man his 500 credits.

[jugglinguy]

Re: Survivor: FFR Island (Tournament)

5 more minutes, and then it'll be closed.

Sorry for it running so short, but it's to keep this thread from getting ruined before the actual tourney even starts.

EDIT:
heyitsme975 (8:33:35 PM): pst did you slip xlax in his choco choco cake by any chance?
crazypandemonium (8:34:53 PM): yeah
crazypandemonium (8:34:56 PM): I did acutally
heyitsme975 (8:34:00 PM): TREASONNNNNNN!

[crazypandemonium]

Re: Survivor: FFR Island (Tournament)

Obviously, HammyMcSquirrel killed the rest of you by posting the only two things that were actually funny in this whole entire thread! Creds have been sent

[flipsta_lombax]

Re: Survivor: FFR Island (Tournament)

I smell a one-sided penis on the previous post. Oh crap, I'm too late.

[HammyMcSquirrel]

Re: Survivor: FFR Island (Tournament)

Obviously, HammyMcSquirrel killed the rest of you by posting the only two things that were actually funny in this whole entire thread! Creds have been sent

Hoo baby! Thanks!

[~HentaiXXX~]

Re: Survivor: FFR Island (Tournament)

I call BS, I was bored and had nothing.

[Coolboyrulez0]

Re: Survivor: FFR Island (Tournament)

Yeah my TGB styled pics had to win. BS.
Cause we all know TGB very funny place.

[jugglinguy]

Re: Survivor: FFR Island (Tournament)

Cause we all know TGB isn't a very funny place.

And yet, you'd still be gbanned if you ever posted like that in your life there.

[Nightfirecat]

Re: Survivor: FFR Island (Tournament)

I call BS. Flipsta wins with his first post.

EDIT: Although Hammy by far killed everyone else.

[jugglinguy]

Re: Survivor: FFR Island (Tournament)

EDIT: Although Hammy by far killed everyone else.

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[flipsta_lombax]

Re: Survivor: FFR Island (Tournament)

I call BS. Flipsta wins with his first post.

EDIT: Although Hammy by far killed everyone else.

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/contradictory -.-,