Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I was savin the bacon
In west new york born and raised
On the pier was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some infected inside ground zero
When a couple of monsters
Who were up to no good
Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood
my dog got in one lil fight and i got scared
and said '**** im savin that bacon'
I whistled for my dog and when it came near
The flesh was ripped and the fresh smell of blood was in the air
If anything I can say this made my sanity get taken
But I thought 'ah **** now you done it' - 'i was savin that bacon'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the Heavens 'Let me tell you about god's plan'
I looked at my ****hole, I was finally there
To sit on all alone with the bacon frying in a pan
Getting 30 AAA's in one day is pretty good considering how many times you must have blackflagged the songs. I hade to play Seven about 20 times for the AAA.
Instead of taking her out to a movie and buying her popcorn, bend her over the arm of a couch. It's very economical. Just make sure you are using the proper protection, because then it can become VERY, VERY GOD DAMN UNECONOMICAL if she pops a baby 9 months down the road.
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