"Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
"Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
"Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
"That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
"Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.
I got it for Christmas as well. I'm uh, almost done playing through the main game segment on expert (on the 7th 'tier' thing). I don't know squeek, the majority of the songs so far in this seem to be easier than most of the top tier songs from GH2.
There's like an ass **** load of chords (especially triples) in this game with not very many difficult solos (Unlike gh2). Before I forget made my hand burn more than any song has ever made it burn before, but I got 98% second try. I was also getting like, weird lag skips on Knights of Cydonia and seemingly random misses during the fast strum sections. I bumped the hyperspeed up to like 4 or something ridiculous and did much better, but I'm still kind of confused about what the timing issues are.
Complaints: Annoyingly slow load times on ps2? They definitely changed the timing too...it feels weird, but I'm going to assume that I'll just get used to it. I hate the new star power...it's even harder to see the notes when you activate star power now than it was before. D: The note skin is really light sometimes too and it makes it hard to see the notes. Also, what the **** is with the excessively fast scroll during boss battles? I play on hyper 3/possibly 4 but on the boss battles I couldn't even tolerate hyperspeed 1. Not to mention the songs are retarded and hard and it's over in like 10 seconds.
Music is good (aside from a select few excruciatingly bad songs omg) and it's a lot of fun, though. Gonna go play some more XD
I'm really really pissed. I was playing co-op with a friend the other day and I recovered my gamertag on his 360 so that we could both get points for co-op. Anyways, we played through the whole set list breaking 700k a few times, which really isn't impressive except for the fact that it was all first try. I'm just mad because I didn't get any points for all of the work that we put forth. Oh well, still 3 songs that I need to 5* till I'm done.
also deliberately missing the first death drain in sudden death and using power steal to take the opponents one the instant he gets it is FUCKING HILARIOUS
Got GHIII today. Never played a GH game in my life and I'm loving it. Beat career on Easy, working on Medium. Five-starred Through the Fire and Flames on Easy. Not that any of that's any good or anything, but considering I've never played before, I think it's decent.
gh3 is alright they have some good songs but rockband might be even better even if you have only the guitar its still fun, and the game looks so nice what with all the motion captioning they did
Been playing it a little over a mates. Like the muse song, Paint it Black, that Slipknot tune, Welcome to the Jungle and Prayer of the Refugee.
Now Through the Fire and Flames on Hard is a Joke. On the other settings I think it's fine. The step chart is awesome. But on Hard, it's fucking stupid. It's so poor. It's like they never tried, as if they just got the expert chart and just pick out all the fun parts and left in all the annoying bit. Seriously, I think that chart on hard is so piss poor. It's not fun in the least. I hate it. I can get about 90% on it but God I hate it so. The worst song or stepchart I've played for any Guitar Hero song.
Now I play on Expert and I can do all the songs fine, 5 starring some is a different story but I've 5 starred most of them, but Through the Fire and Flames on Expert is too hard for me. I can get to the second hectic main solo and I'm out. So I want to play that song on hard for fun, even though parts still challenge me I think it's not that hard.
But it's so crap. It has annoyed me greatly. I'm left with like 3 choices.
A) Play the song on Expert and get tired of failing on the same bit. It's annoying as it's like 5 minutes into the damn some. Yea I could whore it but it wouldn't be fun, I'd rather get the skills from other songs and progress that way than the tedious "practice the same bit over and over" way of doing things.
B) Because I love the song, I can play it on Hard and well enough to enjoy myself. Well dispite playing it well I can't enjoy myself because the step chart is shockingly bad, like I said, the worst step chart I've seen for any Guitar Hero song. And I've played Rocks the 80's
C) Play the song on medium and enjoy FCing it and listening to the song, BUT it's way too below me to have any fun playing the song.
It seems that Neversoft did that with every song on GH3, make one really good chart and then either layer more on to make a ridiculous expert chart or dumb it down and make a boring hard chart. So most songs have one good chart and one terrible chart. And then there's Stricken which I swear to God they mixed up the medium chart with it halfway through.
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