Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

[TD_Diarrhea]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

I hate vagina/penis.

[MistakenBeauty]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

I'm ugly.

[hi19hi19]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

She doesn't like me

[arrekusuof93]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

Don't have the patience

[Loser :(]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

I lose too much.

[jono2007]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

Israeli people translate english language differently. Therefore, when you said five words or less, i translated it as "WAX POETIC".

Anyways, the girl I love had a boyfriend at the time I spent the most with her. Some fond memories.

-In Florida, Her, me, her boyfriend, a boy named Butters(seperate guy), and a girl named Kilaea were in an insane roller coaster called Sheikra. It was raining cats and dogs, so when we got off the ride we were soaked. We guys took our shirts off. The girls were left with bra's on. We got stared at. It was a great moment.

-When her boyfriend got sick, I stayed with her on that Balcony of the disney Allstar movie resort til 5 in the morning. Then she kissed my cheek. (counts or no?)

-I left with a picture of her, and in it she had a shirt on saying "You're my biggest fan"


Always will love that girl.

But it was not to be.

Apparently she's bisexual now.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zeldamartial]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

no desire

[itachi1]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

you look fine to me

I'm ugly.

[xbleedingxheart]

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I'm too Emo

[ballaw hare]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

Refusal to buy expensive jewelry.

[eastsideman09]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

she likes a freaking caveman...

[MoopToThePowerOfQ]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

i am a hardcore jainist

[dancer]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

we broke up dumb bitch

[FallenXxRaven]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

Flash Flash Revolution (you guys are worth it though)

[PinoySkillz]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

girls are scared of me