most retarded moments EVER!!!

[rzr]

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A girl I was dating had just done 100 sit-ups and i didn't want her to beat me, so i did them too. So she comes over to the room i was doing tem in and i got all exited and jumped up to tell her. Well when i came up my pants didnt....

[dtMaina]

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WTF schools do you guys go to?

[Spazzbite]

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Oh boy there's a lot of these.

-Ran through a double-pane sliding glass door AND screen door at the same time on New Years. 100% Sober.

-Justin and I got the incredible idea to get high and throw **** into his ceiling fan. Including wooden puppets, broken skateboard decks, hardware, etc. He still has dents and holes in his walls from it. God only knows how the ceiling fan remains intact.

-Another good Justin and Drake story, we went into Sweet Factory in Eugene/Springfield before the Death Cab for Cutie concert, and noticed they had a special offer, "Buy 1 pound, get 1/2 pound free!" I thought why not, let's run in and get a ton of candy for kicks. I got two pounds, a third pound free, I turn around, Justin has two bags FULL of candy. He left with 11 1/2 pounds of candy.

A couple hours later, I'm a dumbass and leave my candy in the sun. I got ONE Gummi army man for the sake of getting him, and the rest was all non-gummi. Everything stuck to it. I believe Justin still has the picture of me taking the 3-pound candy bite.

-Filling a tea kettle with gasoline and dropping a match inside is a bad idea. I have the lack of arm hair to prove it.

-The same goes for throwing a keg filled with kerosene into the bonfire without letting your friends know. I really don't understand why people leave me around anything flammable.

-Taping all the substitute teacher's supplies to the ceiling before she got to class. It was a biology class, so the ceiling was covered in beakers, rulers, scales, etc.

I'm sure there's more that I'll post later here.

[xinpig]

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ive put water in a hand drier and turned it on..i didnt see the security guard behind me...he thought it was HILARIOUS!

[Kekeb]

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My cousin lost an eye when someone through a bottle of beer into a bon fire and it exploded. Later to be rejected from the OHL because he can't see in both eyes. Lesson: Don't **** with fire.

[Tex :)]

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Lesson: Don't **** with fire.

Amen!

[GasesAreFluids]

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Jumping off oceanside cliffs without checking how far down it is to the water. I jumped off an oceanside cliff and upon looking down, I thought I was going to DIE. I luckily survived, but I never dove into water from oceanside cliffs again. That feeling of having your stomach jump up into your throat as you realize "Holy crap I'm about to fall multiple stories and I may not survive" is unbearable

[Kekeb]

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Jumping off oceanside cliffs without checking how far down it is to the water. I jumped off an oceanside cliff and upon looking down, I thought I was going to DIE. I luckily survived, but I never dove into water from oceanside cliffs again. That feeling of having your stomach jump up into your throat as you realize "Holy crap I'm about to fall multiple stories and I may not survive" is unbearable

So what if there were rocks there...

[dandandamdandan1111]

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A couple of weeks ago, we had a sub in science. We played the penis game. (When one person says penis, then the next person says it even louder, then the first one to pussy out loses.) It eventually grew to where we just shouted out random curse words. It was funny as hell.

[imockthepea]

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Lets see, I came back from my senior trip to DC a while ago and on it weeeeee.....

1) Ordered a couple hundred dollars of food to our principles room. He was cool about it though.
2) Made a bathtub full of tea, I took a bath in it (Hot as hell. My dumb ass room mates decided to pour boiling water in it without telling me). Pictures are still floating around somewhere...
3)Kicked in a door to someones room when he had it half opened. Cut his eye a little bit but he was laughing so hard he couldn't be mad.

Also I have taped a D size model rocket engine to the back of a toy boat and watched as my head was also taken off.

Thats about all I can remember at this time. I'll post again if I can remember anything.

[purebloodtexan]

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-A couple of my brother's (soccer) teammates decided to pull a senior prank. They dressed up in leopard-skin thongs and ran around the school. They ended up on Myspace a couple of days later.
-Complete log of balls gone over the school roof:
a) I accidentally kicked the soccer ball over (It was my weak foot, too)
b) Brandon accidentally threw a soccer ball over when he was trying to knock an ice shelf off of an awning.
c) Andrew was just being an asshole and threw it over.
d) Threw two tennis balls over (I was statued while playing wall-ball both times and tried to throw it over a lower section of the roof)
e) Chris, who was knew to wall-ball, threw it over.
f) Paul was just being an asshole.
g) Ryan accidentally threw it over (He happened to be about five feet from the wall -_-)

[Coolboyrulez0]

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Nice... What a dumbass, getting angry cause of a water balloon...

[thegeddupnoise]

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Once, my brother and I were in a public Fred Meyer restroom when my brother said "Laying it on real thick there, eh?" just to be retarded. But the problem was, I had already taken my ****. It was a different guy. When he came out of the restroom and saw me, he was like, "But I thought you were in there..." I laughed my ass off.

[purebloodtexan]

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For those that think my life is full of fun, me and my friends are nothing compared to a good portion of the people within my school probably do.

-Aaron and Garrett were driving to school after a rainy day, and accidentally drove over a water puddle. Whent they hydroplaned, they noticed that the speed gage read 120 BPM, but didn't crash. Being the jackasses that they are, they saw if they could do it again without crashing. They ran into a pole.
-There used to be a small "clan" within the band called the Butt Pirates. Some of them actually had names -- Patrick was "Longshank," and Brandon was "Captain Woody." Their pleasure was simple: At random times, they'd run up behind someone and knee them in the crack (I was usually spared). They had to stop after the nutshot video, because we would be kicked out of the band if we "tested the physical duress of other band students" any further.
-Before the homecoming parade last year, we had a bit of time before we had to be at the rendevous point. Me, Breanne, and Keebler decided to go through the school. For some random reason, we charged through the as if we were vikings, and even knocked over a trashcan and ripped off a advertisement or two (something about drama club, I think).

[ddrmaxextreme2]

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There was a food fight at my high school once, it somehow lead to someone throwing a trashcan and breaking a girls' nose. She never came back to our school...

woah I think i go to that school to! wasn't her name terica or somethin