Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

[rayword45]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

I'm not in middle school

(But I don't belive in cooties or anything immature like that.)

[Kamunt]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

My penis is too large.

There is NEVER such a thing as a penis that is too large. It just breaks the laws of the universe, like dividing by 0.

[Solomine Gray]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

I do not want one.

[xxddrkidxx]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

I play too much FFR

[xxddrkidxx]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

if that's you then i know the reason

HAHAHAHAHA
Affirmative.

[SysRq]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

There is NEVER such a thing as a penis that is too large. It just breaks the laws of the universe, like dividing by 0.

Uhh...think about it this way.

How are you going to convince anyone to f*ck you when you're hauling around an ass splitting 14 inch monster?

[Nyokou]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

This conversation is explicit. Children WILL suffer.

[TheDancinZerg]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

im too damn lazy

[reddarkd]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

girls dont like nice guys

Sad, But True

[Dugray]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

I have one, 3 years.

[iheartbobbyb]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

I always ruin good things, haha.

[Dracoowl]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

The reason is.............I am interested in gays!!!
Lol just joking!
It's >>I've no time for boys!

[tha Guardians]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

Screw
All
The
Angels,
Noob.

[Necamus]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

Sad, But True

Except not really. You're just going after the wrong girls.

[Verruckter]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

I don't have a girlfriend because I spend too much time wondering why I don't have a girlfriend and then I post about it on an online website about arrows and music.

Oops that's more than 5 words.