Holy ****ing ****balls ****-**** son of a mother****ing ****tastic dump**** ****ing **** hippopotamus ****-dancing bull**** leprechaun-smashing ****-nipples ****-****ing panda-****ing mellow-****ing-yellow ****-eating ****-jumping Jesus Christ Superstar on a pogo stick.
Ok, I know I have a 0% chance of winning. Why? EA is in heavy too, and I can never beat him... Maybe if I buy a few good luck charms I might stand a chance...
Ah well, I can dream, can't I?
Originally posted by Jor-Dan_the_greatest
i remember specificly one time when we were playing i was goofing off and humping the ground, taunting, falcon punching, and you were coming after me like a hobo on a ham sandwich.
i remember specificly one time when we were playing i was goofing off and humping the ground, taunting, falcon punching, and you were coming after me like a hobo on a ham sandwich.
I'm in, but I don't know what Division I should be in ><
Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
"Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
"Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
"Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
"That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
"Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.
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