Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
I'm ugly and overweight.
(Looks like I'll die a virgin)
I'm ugly and overweight.
(Looks like I'll die a virgin)
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There you go.Originally posted by TibsQ. "I like this boy/girl a lot but I don't know how to ask them out."
A. "Stop being a pussy and ask them. Don't do anything stupidly dramatic."
Q. "My boyfriend/girlfriend just broke up with me and I am very sad."
A. "Too bad."
Q. "The boy/girl I like just rejected me."
A. "Too bad. Find someone else."
Q. "I can't get a girlfriend. What am I doing wrong?"
A. "Well, for a start you're posting about it on a forum for an online dancing simulator."
Q. "No, really."
A. "Don't be someone you're not, and be patient. Someone will come along, and if they don't there's always masturbation."
Q. "I am in a relationship, but am attracted to another boy/girl as well."
A. "Don't be a jerk."
Q. "My boyfriend/girlfriend is pressuring me for sex but I am not ready."
A. "Tell Them. If they don't understand then you probably shouldn't be with them.
Q. "My ex-boyfriend/girlfriend says that they love me and want to get back together, even though they broke it off in the first place."
A. "They want sex. Don't do it."
Q. "I am attracted to my best friends brother/sister."
A. "Make sure they won't feel weird about it before you start dating them."
Q. "My boyfriend/girlfriend cheated on me, but is begging I take them back."
A. "You'd have to be pretty stupid to do it."
Q. "I think I'm gay."
A. "Okay."
Q. "But I don't know how to meet other fags."
A. "You'll love college."
Q. "Yay! I just got a girlfriend! What do I do now?"
A. "Stick it in her butt and pee."
Q. "You didn't answer my question at all.
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A. WWW.TEENHELP.ORG
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Because of this threadMy Wii Number is :1400 3149 4401 2038 add me.
If practice makes perfect, but no one has reached perfection, then why the hell practice?
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i kinda have a girlfreind nowOriginally posted by 6 p01nt3d*st@r
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Well, you're still young, so it does make sense that you don't understand this sort of adult stuff. However, saying "especially if you are a female" is pretty offensive, since you're basically saying it's okay for guys (well not okay, but MORE ok) and not for girls.C is for Charisma, it's why people think I'm great! I make my friends all laugh and smile and never want to hate!Comment
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hmm i dont know whyROFLOriginally posted by freakysnots
This thread makes god cry.
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Because I Love you!Comment
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