The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

[Simonsmp]

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The only way to truly beat a zombie is to beat them in MP FFR, AMIRITE?

But srsly, zombies like... never die, so like, dont try to kill them, there will be masses! no no! We must contain and kill by mass. Do we have access to the united states weapons? I would suggest containing 100's of zombies at a time, cage them up, put them on a boat out to sea, bomb the f*** out of the boat, rinse and repeat. If the water does become infected with zombie transformation juice.... yeah, jump on the f***** bandwagon

[fastfingers65]

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zombies like... never die

I have wall hacks.

[kylehaas]

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Semi-Automatic Guns; Aim for the head.

[ninjaKIWI]

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that may not have been how it actually happened, but it's a damn good idea, and yes it would work, if you cut off their head. "Titface"

[Simonsmp]

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I have wall hacks.

I did not take hacks into consideration. Wall hacks, aimbots, etc etc, but then you will get banned by VAC and then your in real trouble.

[Dimitri13]

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that may not have been how it actually happened, but it's a damn good idea, and yes it would work, if you cut off their head. "Titface"

You'd need to let them get decently close to you to cut off it's head, and you'd need a fair amount of force. You'd get overwhelmed so fast it's not even funny.

AND you're not a ****ing Spartan that's been trained since you were little. ****munch.

[Zamiax]

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I've actually read this book before my friend calls it his bible since when he ordered it, it didn't come for like 3 weeks and it turns out UPS was holding it.

1. Cut your hair off, wear tight clothes. You don't need anything zombies can grab on to.

2. ALWAYS keep a sword as a weapon, they don't run out of ammo and you don't have to reload.

3. Shotguns are very effective. Since you'll want to be quiet though, your best bet for a projectile weapon would be a crossbow.

4. Stay on the move. The longer you idle the more zombies you will attract. Stealth is very importan as well you don't want to draw attention to yourself.

5. Fire is very, very bad. As zombies don't feel anything and take a long time to incinerate, you will set somthing on fire that is trying to bite you, which may in turn set you on fire. Fire will not slow a zombie down.

6. Stay away from malls, hospitals and police stations. This is where the stupid people will be. Wal mart and Kmart are included, along with any other large department stores.

So my plan would be to raid some local stores close to my house when infection breaks out and hide until the virus is no longer "hot". I'd destroy the steps leading up to my 2nd floor. And just hang out really. There are only 2 windows, one door... and until the power goes out I have halo 3. Also, unless spiderman becomes a zombie, they can't climb the wall to get to me. After than I'll grab a few of my sturdier swords for primary weapons and sai for backup. I'd sneak to the nearest abandoned bike and get moving. I'd get to a gun store or pawn shop asap for a pistol, shotgun or crossbow. Whatever i can find. And from there I'd just stay on the move. I suppose if I ever came across an armored car, I'd take it, and get a group of people to mod it and we'd just drive around, killing zombies. But if it's just me on a bike, I'm probably gonna be alone.

Let me know if you need any further teachings.

Thanks for reading.
~Lukas, professional zombie killer.

p.s. About dumping them in the ocean... If you put them in the water, and whatever virus was infecting them got in the water.. If you touched the ocean, you'd be infected or it would get in the atmosphere (because whatever makes zombies obviously doesn't need a living cell to replicate) and next time it rained you'd have infected water. O.o

[Cj_leonine]

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Okay, I just watched Romero's Land of the Dead and the zombs in there had Intel. I propose the question

In Resident Evil since the T-Virus brought their bodies back to life why weren't they smart or had some sort of intelligence?

[Problems]

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All of your problems have just been solved. Including those pesky neighbors.

[Dimitri13]

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Dumbass. You're creating MORE problems.

You'll just have flaming stinking zombies. THAT'S in the zombie survival guide as well.

Saik0: A few thousand nuclear weapons would destroy the ****ing PLANET. You'd be living in the nuclear fallout shelter for a few thousand years. And launching nukes will not destroy all of the zombies. It'll just kill the ones in the blast radius, and then you'll have radioactive zombies.

You could just go into a large city-style fallout shelter, and just live down there for at least 50 years, let everyone die off.

But if you were playing by RE rules, you'd be down there for hundreds of years.

...

Dick-nipples.

[EAGAMES]

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Get one of these:

[CrashJet555]

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1) Take off in your personal space jet to the moon
-Bring two wives in case one fails
-Pack several nuclear warheads
-Remember various moon base construction materials and plants and things
-Bring the fountain of youth
2) Establish a fully self-sustaining moon base
3) Launch the nuclear missiles that you remembered to pack at the Earth in the most strategic zombie-dense regions
4) Wait about 500 years, drinking from the fountain of youth regularly, then send out robot probes to scour Earth for any remaining zombies
5) When there are no zombies left, have your large family return to Earth and rebuild

Although this may not be the most effective, you must consent to the fact that it is certainly the most eccentric.

[fastfingers65]

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1) Take off in your personal space jet to the moon
.

Yeah, we all have one.

[perkeyone]

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use your level 99 magic skill to cast invulnerability and then use your "+30 gloves of stroking it" to squeeze all the zombies's heads till they explode

jk

first things first is find someone of the opposite sex
(unless you're gay)
find a safe place and bone
then if you insist on trying to survive
you can find gun, food and blahblahblah