Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

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  • FishFishRevolution
    GotR Creator
    • Nov 2003
    • 7251
    #331
    Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

    he moved and got married

    =( ryan...

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      • legace34
        FFR Player
        • Jan 2007
        • 1
        #332
        Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

        i have gf but when there best firend tell her i srewd her harder then i get dump

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          • RubiedCross
            FFR Veteran
            • Jan 2007
            • 377
            #333
            Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

            Originally posted by legace34
            i have gf but when there best firend tell her i srewd her harder then i get dump
            My eyes twitched at the site of that sentence. If it can even be called that.

            And I hardly doubt that's five or less words.

            My reason stays standing.

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              • OrganisM
                FFR Player
                • Oct 2006
                • 2644
                #334
                Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                I like animals better.
                .

                Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                Originally Posted by                 MrRubix[link]:
                "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                 Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                  • Professor Raine
                    FFR Player
                    • May 2007
                    • 1560
                    #335
                    Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                    I'm too good for them.


                    My simfilez ----
                    :

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                      • SysRq
                        FFR Player
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 128
                        #336
                        Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                        She's taken.

                        use it please

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                          • Xx{Midnight}xX
                            FFR Player
                            • Aug 2007
                            • 8548
                            #337
                            Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                            Parents.

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                              • u84
                                FFR Veteran
                                • Jul 2006
                                • 1921
                                #338
                                Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                Women make dick cry much.
                                Originally posted by ryanisadouche
                                I woke up this morning wearing my new ffr shirt which confused me.

                                Then i remembered i found the package last night while drunk and put it on in excitement, then immediately passed out.


                                Last edited by: Tasselfoot; 7 minutes ago. Reason: I am your MILF.

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                                  • andy-o24
                                    Married Man
                                    • May 2006
                                    • 1527
                                    #339
                                    Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                    I'm ugly, bottom line.
                                    Originally posted by hi19hi19
                                    Best strat: enjoy the game, play what you feel like when you feel like it. Don't think about what you are doing or why, enjoy the gameplay, the artistry behind the stepfile, and enjoy the music.

                                    When the game isn't fun for you anymore, take a break. It's not a job, nobody here is professional and getting paid to play and force themselves to constantly improve... it's a game.

                                    Originally posted by Shashakiro
                                    Yeah, FFR is addicting...I don't think I'll get bored with this game unless I somehow become the best at it, which won't happen.

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                                      • BigEvil35
                                        FFR Player
                                        • Sep 2007
                                        • 21
                                        #340
                                        Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                        Originally posted by legace34
                                        i have gf but when there best firend tell her i srewd her harder then i get dump
                                        you should just die for spelling that horrible and using such disasterous grammar, its like catastrophic for the forum.


                                        oh, but my five words.

                                        Im too good for sluts

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                                          • Specforces
                                            Yes
                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 5028
                                            #341
                                            Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                            Because you are mostly nerds?
                                            Check Out My Music

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                                              • korny
                                                It's Saint Pepsi bitch
                                                • May 2004
                                                • 4385
                                                #342
                                                Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                                Because i hook up

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                                                  • Litodude
                                                    FFR Player
                                                    • Feb 2006
                                                    • 4548
                                                    #343
                                                    Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                                    Too big. Can't fit.
                                                    Originally posted by t-rogdor
                                                    i finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"

                                                    dude
                                                    out west?
                                                    the fuck kinda location is west?
                                                    am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate


                                                    Originally posted by lurker
                                                    remind everyone that i am an outed racist neo-nazi who no one in their right mind should ever interact with in any way whatsoever

                                                    http://imgur.com/a/Ww9g3

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                                                      • RyogaTELB
                                                        FFR Player
                                                        • Jan 2005
                                                        • 16
                                                        #344
                                                        Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                                        Sanity

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                                                          • The_hotest_chick
                                                            FFR Player
                                                            • Mar 2007
                                                            • 26
                                                            #345
                                                            Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                                            Because I already have one.

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