1. i bite my fingernails and put the nails inbetween my teeth as a toothpick.
2. i talk to myself when im alone
3. my eyes are messed up from chlorine
4. sometimes i tear for no reason
5. i hide my english accent, i speak with a full american one.
6. i freak out when i put my legs completely straight, because i think someone is gonna jump on my knees and bend them the opposite way. :/
7. i wake up before my alarm.... all the time
8. im obsessed with post counts, though i dont spam.
9. i love ranks, and things like that, leaderboards.
10. i try to be cool sometimes by saying random "funny" things like.. im siiiining in the rain, its a garbage pod..., and my favorite, DUDE WHAT HAPPENED?
yeah, im kinda wierd, but im a cool guy i guess netherless.
Im obcessed with ffr and sm
im super childish for my age (15)
i always have that feeling like sumones watching me
i like being the center of attention
i always find girls that like me but live mor ethen 8 hours away
i spazz easily
i eat A LOT and never get fatter
Breaking glass bottels give me the addrenalen of juping out of airplain when I'm mad.
I don't like to sleep, AT ALL.
I'm addicted to fire (not wierd)
I can drink TWICE my body weight. I'm always thursty.
When I'm in a hurry my brain I freezez up to where I can't think of anything.
I weight 85lbs at 14 years old and eat more that anyone I know (almost)
Caffiene makes me tired, at night.
I really am interested in, weater?
I really like to travel.
I haven't done homework in 3 years (I do projects and papers) and have never come close to failing a class. I'm a senior now in highschool.
Originally posted by jewpinthethird
Sex kills time and it's free.
Instead of taking her out to a movie and buying her popcorn, bend her over the arm of a couch. It's very economical. Just make sure you are using the proper protection, because then it can become VERY, VERY GOD DAMN UNECONOMICAL if she pops a baby 9 months down the road.
-I talk to myself.
-I love those black jelly beans.
-If there is no music playing in my house, I'll make up a random song. It never makes sense. I've sung about corn 'n beans before.
-I easily obsess.
Easily.
-I turn my alarm on my clock on and off three times before I go to bed because I'm scared it will reset itself and not wake me up.
-I usually can't take a compliment. Or if I do, it's only for that second, and I'll make up excuses why that compliment can't possibly be true other times.
-I love people with healthy feet, because mine aren't.
-I get jealous extremely easily, and overreact.
-I'm conceited and have low self-esteem. They balance each other out.
-I daydream about the sickest **** ever. I should be put away. -I
LOVE
MILK.
-Half the people that know me see me as extremely shy, never gets angry, intelligent, and quiet. The other half see me as loud, talkative, easily annoyed, and lazy. In short, I could be bipolar.
-I love food
so
much,
yet I never bring lunch money or food during lunch and usually starve most of the day at school.
-I talk to characters in books, tv, and movies.
-I don't do half the things I want to around my boyfriend for the sake of appearances. </3 I'm too shy to even kiss him, yet I prattle to my friends how much I like him.
-My worst fear is that someone can read minds.
-If I get really pissed, I start crying. Ruins the affect.
-I care what other people think. *face palm*
-I NEED nine hours of sleep. No more, no less.
-I can't have people hate me. Ever. I'd talk it out rather than have someone hate my very being. I don't like confrontations.
-I have a double jointed arm. My teacher had us hold our arms straight out, and he freaked out and asked where my elbow was.
-I hate all hair that does not belong on your scalp. And bald people bug me.
-I have an extremely high pitched voice when I get excited.
-I can't commit to anything. Be it getting on AIM, hygiene, keeping contact with friends, eating healthy, saving money, doing homework, eating in general, doing chores, etc.
-I'm extremely competitive. In, like, everything. I usually don't show it on FFR because it's hard to be competitive with people who are hardcore sauce. But I am.
-I like making extremely long lists detailing how weird I am.
-I refer to myself in the third person frequently. (haven't done it here, it's a list, silly!)
-I call people names like "silly" and "weenie" to keep from drawing on my supply of much colorful language and sounding like an ass.
-I like analyzing people's characters.
See this is what happens when terrible players play terribly and beat even worse players and then start to think that they have valid builds/strategies/~*~theorycrafting~*~ etc.
Originally posted by rushyrulz
You know you've played too much FFR when you're tempted to try it on your partner's privates.
^ Have thought about it, Have tried it, They throughly enjoyed it, Nuff said
definitely not the weirdest, but this just popped into my head:
I think entirely in scenarios, narrations. When I think about meeting new people, I play out entire conversations in my head with very exact lines and movements. Or if you think about what you're going to cook for dinner that night, in my head the decision is played out in a scene of cooking the meal and tasting the food. Probably why I write plays. =/
Comment