Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

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  • KING_KOLD
    FFR Player
    • Aug 2007
    • 14
    #271
    Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

    dont feel like it

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      • remedy1502
        remederpin
        • Feb 2007
        • 4884
        #272
        Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

        She just broke up with me over Facebook. That's really cold. Oh **** thats more than 5 words. Whatever.

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          • KA0Z R4VR
            FFR Player
            • Feb 2007
            • 287
            #273
            Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

            ME Myspace FFR crazy bitch :]
            Originally posted by jewpinthethird
            Are you has depression? Does you worry about things that are worryful? Does you want to escape the Earths? Just remember, you has a spicy life.
            Originally posted by Zageron
            Everything is Vistas fault. If your cat dies, it's also Vistas fault.
            Originally posted by [TeRa]
            I've come to the assumption that you are either Miley Cyrus yourself being you are not a young kid trying to defend her, or you are indeed Chris Crocker, you related her to Britney Spears...If you took this paragraph seriously, just quit the internet lol

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              • Klarkshroder
                FFR Player
                • Nov 2005
                • 10
                #274
                Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                I don't talk to people

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                  • revolutionomega
                    FFR Veteran
                    • Mar 2006
                    • 2240
                    #275
                    Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                    I Now Have A Girl. <3333 :d
                    "AW MAN, WE SUCK AGAIN!"
                    - Rob Schneider, The Waterboy (1998)

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                      • gnr61
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 7251
                        #276
                        Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                        Originally posted by KC-THE-KING
                        I hate hate retarted people. (Simply put everyone.)
                        Oh.
                        squirrel--it's whats for dinner.

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                          • Coolgamer
                            Old-School Player
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 677
                            #277
                            Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                            The human race needs reduction.




                            Originally posted by Synthlight
                            St1cky only proves that he has no life and that his parents are alcoholics. They probably abused him with rubber duckies when he was a baby. Why else would you exploit scores on FFR?

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                              • Roy Campbell
                                Banned
                                • Jul 2007
                                • 156
                                #278
                                Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                I'm too tight.

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                                  • ckj846
                                    FFR Player
                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 2437
                                    #279
                                    Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                    Gay guys are jerks =(

                                    O_o
                                    pyro31191: TELL EVERYONE YOU WANT TO TAKE IT IN THE ASS NOW
                                    pyro31191: rofl
                                    pyro31191: You should tell them earlier though
                                    pyro31191: so they can buy dildos instead of fleshlights

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                                      • Vlasic
                                        FFR Player
                                        • Apr 2007
                                        • 27
                                        #280
                                        Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                        I don't care yet

                                        ...Use it!

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                                          • ExtremeXDelirium
                                            FFR Player
                                            • Jun 2007
                                            • 18
                                            #281
                                            Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                            cause' im a fat hooker =D
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                                            Skill Tokens - 74



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                                              • ICC
                                                FFR Player
                                                • Feb 2007
                                                • 35
                                                #282
                                                Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                                I'm too emotionally sensitive.

                                                (not in the emo way)
                                                sigpic
                                                Bibliophagy - An obsession with eating books
                                                Bibliotaphy - An obsession with burying books
                                                Bibliomania - An obsession with collecting books that have no use to the collector
                                                Dyscalculia - Where an Individual has difficulty in learning or comprehending mathematics

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                                                  • dead_juggalo
                                                    FFR Player
                                                    • Dec 2005
                                                    • 633
                                                    #283
                                                    Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                                    lol at above post.

                                                    I impregnate then eat babies


                                                    Originally posted by Synthlight
                                                    My father-in-law called me yesterday to tell me he lost the internet. If you find it, please PM me.

                                                    Cheers,

                                                    Synthlight

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                                                      • DRangedTeddyBear
                                                        FFR Player
                                                        • Jul 2005
                                                        • 82
                                                        #284
                                                        Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                                        Asexual.

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                                                          • whyudothis
                                                            Banned
                                                            • Aug 2007
                                                            • 21
                                                            #285
                                                            Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                                            Must enjoy video games requirement

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