Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

[Panic4Me]

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i'm lame

[shadowwar]

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Some people just can't read... the title is "Explain why you DON'T have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words."
You ****ing people make me sick...

[xomegaxweapon]

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Much fun to be had!

[purebloodtexan]

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Some people just can't read... the title is "Explain why you DON'T have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words."
You ****ing people make me sick...

We read it, we just choose to ignore it at times.

Welcome to FFR.

[mead1]

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The World Inferno Friendship Society

[Jor-Dan_the_greatest]

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Fat, depressing, and a jerk.

[Nyokou]

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Fat, depressing, and a jerk.

Wow, we were meant to be. <3

[Jor-Dan_the_greatest]

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Really now?

[x_Dragun_x]

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i am way to lazy >.<

[Kamunt]

Moral of the Story: You never know how good you are until you're gone.

Actually, I do. I'm dating myself.

P.S. I hope you're not taking everything I said seriously.

Oh, I'm taking you very seriously. For the internet is serious ________.

I actually tried dating myself at one point in time. It was going well for awhile, we always made time for each other, we played a lot with each other, I loved myself and I loved myself. One would think it would be a match made in heaven. Until, at least, one day I caught myself looking at someone else's butt. I was tired of not being able to watch my own butt* without having to look into a mirror, so we broke up with each other after I slapped myself in the face. We're seeing other people now (read: I'm lonely), but I still long for my warm, sweet embrace sometimes. I miss me.


* Good Burger reference. ...You get it.

[Nyokou]

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Really now?

Yeah. I'm completely serious. (:

[blond*on*the*inside]

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dang u people r hopeless jk

[Nyokou]

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[KC-THE-KING]

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I hate hate retarted people. (Simply put everyone.)

[ogmsband]

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point nyokou? and im out of witty answers