Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

[Relambrien]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

Too busy, not worth it.

[masamursha]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

40 gigs of porn torrents

[Murderizer]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

40 gigs of porn torrents

LMAO,

I'm not single

[Evascythe]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

there's this girl at work that likes me but i am too shy to do anything about it
that's why :/

[Mahjix]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

EX was cat-matized

[KJackson4136]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

I am too quiet/shy

[DarkbearX]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

I'm apparently hot, but oblivious.

Oh

And my answer... Bitches ain't ****.

[ogmsband]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

So what I mean is, I fail
I rest my case.

fix'd

[spiritking7]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

haven't found the right one

[DanceyDanceyDancer]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

i went to college

[DanceyDanceyDancer]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

40 gigs of porn torrents

best answer ever lmaoroflstfuwtfwthomg x 10000

[<3 ddr]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

Because I don't have time.

[revolutionomega]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

because she's in california dawg. xD

[Kamunt]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

Oh

SHUT UP, God damn it! ><;;

The people who say so.

Can't be lying to me.

[jcos19]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

I have one.
If I didn't, it would be because we couldn't wait for each other.