Favorite saying or quote

[CypherToorima]

"You lose at life"
I'm not sure who said it first, but I always chuckle when I hear it

[raminswr]

The cause of the fall of the roman empire is that lacking zero, they had no way to properly terminate their C programs.

[evilbutterfly]

You see Bob, they won here today because they scored more points.
Indeed they did, Steve

I can't remember what that's from, but I cracked up when I heard it.

[Arch0wl]

I play ragnarok online and my god, that is the sole purpose of teh game.

What makes it even funnier is that the quote was originally about Gunbound so it makes it even more true.

[MrZombie]

My favorite quote is: "Mess with the best, die like the rest."

[evilbutterfly]

C&C: Generals, and everything said in it. It's just funny, the irony in a lot of it. Like, all the Chinese people are all like "FOR CHIIIIIIIIIINA!" and their last words are often just the name of their country or "CHINA!! DO NOT FORGET ME!!" Oh, and when Tank Hunters are getting shot, they yell "I didn't sign up for THIS!" Well of course you didn't you poor bastard, you were drafted!

Also, occasionally when you click on Chinese Dozers it sounds like they say "China has big genitals!"

Oh, the hilarity

[hEaLiNgViSiOnAnGeLicMiX]

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity"

[jewpinthethird]

"Mecca, Population: Mexicans"

My friend (who happens to be Mexican) explained that to me (the whitey) today since it was my first time ever in Mecca.

[Pooping_Panda]

"Speedcore - this isnt music, this is just gigantic dick wagging" - http://www.di.fm/edmguide/music.swf

[QreepyBORIS]

I made a speedcore song. Its kinda funny.

Course, that was the idea.

[koolaidbabe]

My favourite quote would have to be...

"Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice" -Sydny Freeman 4077 M*A*S*H

OR

"How can I stand her with you, and not be moved my you? Would you tell me how can it be any better then this." Lifehouse