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  • super kid
    FFR Player
    • Nov 2006
    • 1359
    #31
    Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

    To shy.
    Originally posted by KgZ
    next time instead of trying to talk to the girl acting like a sketchball just whip your dick and stick it in her mouth; dont even say anything

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      • Litodude
        FFR Player
        • Feb 2006
        • 4548
        #32
        Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

        Too sexy for shirt, baby.
        Originally posted by t-rogdor
        i finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"

        dude
        out west?
        the fuck kinda location is west?
        am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate


        Originally posted by lurker
        remind everyone that i am an outed racist neo-nazi who no one in their right mind should ever interact with in any way whatsoever

        http://imgur.com/a/Ww9g3

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          • Boatz
            FFR Player
            • Jun 2007
            • 179
            #33
            Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

            Eh? Obviously I am ugly.



            or

            And you should use this:


            Tokens: 18
            Skill Tokens: 10

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              • Magic_V2
                RobMagic
                • Jun 2006
                • 638
                #34
                Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                Most ladies don't like tails.

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                  • sarahxjane
                    FFR Veteran
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 2109
                    #35
                    Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                    I must be pretty unlovable.
                    Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                    whatever you do... don't **** a walros.
                    Originally posted by funmonkey54
                    *knock knock*
                    *opens door*
                    Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
                    Um, ok. May I help you?
                    Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?

                    as of December 11th 2009.
                    Proud One Hander! 113 AAAs & 295 Full Combos

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                      • _Adrian_
                        FFR Player
                        • Apr 2007
                        • 121
                        #36
                        Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                        aint lookin for one
                        # of AAA: 82
                        Latest AAA: {Losing Touch}
                        Most Impressive AAA: {Losing Touch}
                        Full Combos: 360+

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                          • _Adrian_
                            FFR Player
                            • Apr 2007
                            • 121
                            #37
                            Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                            its cause im wayyy to energetic.. prolly than more all the ppl in this post!
                            # of AAA: 82
                            Latest AAA: {Losing Touch}
                            Most Impressive AAA: {Losing Touch}
                            Full Combos: 360+

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                              • _Adrian_
                                FFR Player
                                • Apr 2007
                                • 121
                                #38
                                Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                Originally posted by sarahxjane
                                I must be pretty unlovable.
                                that pic of u scares the **** out of me... i call that "untappable?"
                                # of AAA: 82
                                Latest AAA: {Losing Touch}
                                Most Impressive AAA: {Losing Touch}
                                Full Combos: 360+

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                                  • Black Yoshi
                                    FFR Player
                                    • Jan 2007
                                    • 1322
                                    #39
                                    Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                    USE THE DAM EDIT BUTTON
                                    ______________________

                                    Uh i dont know o.O
                                    Originally posted by Kairon
                                    Holy ****ing ****balls ****-**** son of a mother****ing ****tastic dump**** ****ing **** hippopotamus ****-dancing bull**** leprechaun-smashing ****-nipples ****-****ing panda-****ing mellow-****ing-yellow ****-eating ****-jumping Jesus Christ Superstar on a pogo stick.

                                    HAHAHA XD I do n_n XDDDD

                                    :O

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                                      • gattsta
                                        FFR Veteran
                                        • Sep 2005
                                        • 320
                                        #40
                                        Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                        nobody likes me like that...
                                        Originally posted by Reincarnate
                                        Sometimes when I am in a mad rush to shit and the toilet seat is up I do this motion where I am both putting the lid down and quickly sitting on said lid at the same time, but I have this nagging fear that at some point I am going to sit down wrong and somehow slam my nuts underneath the lid.


                                        /phobia

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                                          • qeadzc33
                                            FFR Player
                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 1
                                            #41
                                            Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                            im not very popular

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                                              • Redorigami
                                                Call me Massive Swallow
                                                FFR Simfile Author
                                                • Oct 2005
                                                • 3162
                                                #42
                                                Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                                Long term commitments don't pwn.
                                                Originally posted by TheRapingDragon
                                                The ability to lick the clit and the vagina and apply gentle pressure at the same time with one upward lick is something the small tongued of us can only dream about.
                                                Originally posted by spreadNv
                                                Got dibs on La Camp.
                                                Oh right, Im not any good.
                                                Got dibs on Pita.

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                                                  • BowserFanatic
                                                    FFR Player
                                                    • Jul 2007
                                                    • 73
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                                    i dont see why they dont
                                                    Last edited by BowserFanatic; 09-16-2007, 01:58 PM.

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                                                      • Izlude77714
                                                        FFR Player
                                                        • Jan 2006
                                                        • 1195
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                                        I dont want one but I can answer why for tass

                                                        tass has a chapstick dick
                                                        Originally posted by dore
                                                        omg u bumpd u shud dye in a flam
                                                        Originally posted by smartdude1212
                                                        dye in sum thundurstaorm
                                                        Originally posted by Loot You
                                                        lmao chapstick d***s i love you izl your face should be on money or something
                                                        Originally posted by Loot You
                                                        if izldude gets banned again i'm just giving up music games in general
                                                        i'll get sam, ieat, and everyone else to go shashakiro on your asses and switch to guitar hero forever
                                                        Originally posted by Sprite-
                                                        good thing izlude was unbanned or idk how else cheaters would ever be stopped

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                                                          • stretchypanda
                                                            shock me shock me
                                                            • Sep 2004
                                                            • 4123
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                                            I have a Guido.

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