-Instead of laughing you say "Lawl" in a comical manner
-When someone repeats something you tell them not to double post
-You try to get rep points by being "cool" on the forums
-You think your teachers are mods and your parents are admins
-You can hit 80 wpm on your keyboard
-When you don't want to listen to your mom or dad, you call them noobs and walk off
When you tap your fingers at school spastically fast to the beat of 960 bpm speedcore
When you tap your fingers at school insanely fast to the beat of vertex beta vrofl
When you start seeing arrows when your eyes are closed and you also see them in your dreams (true)
When you say omgroflmfaololheeeheezomgwtf bbq! in rl conversation
When you try to do your mad tv Arnold Shwartzenager impression on forums and not in rl (arrrgh! I'm arnold, and I'll be starring in my new movie, Tarrrrzan! Argh)
When you've hooked up with every chick on FFR
And last but not least, when you're on WoW more than everything else (not true, really, never even played it lol)
You know you have no life when you make a thread about it.
You know you have no life when you're dead, but you have no way of knowing things or no memory, thus, you wouldn't know you were dead, so then you really would think you would be alive, so then you would know you have no life, but then you would be dead, so you don't know that you know but you really don't know, so you actually have no idea of what's going on, so there is a big debate whether you know or not, so there is really nothing to know when you are dead, so then you could also think you're alive, then you know, but there is also a possibility of not knowing you're alive, so it's just a big confusion, and you also know you have no life when you actually make it this far into my ongoing paragraph of the debate of knowledge/not, when you are alive/dead.
You know you have no life when you write an extremely long sentence.
knew this post was coming, thanks for repeating the age old retarded cliche that usually appears in these types of threads
And it's an age old retarded cliche to make a post complaining about somebody saying that.
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because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.
Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."
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also don't listen to cornandbeans, listen to the beatles or something
You can listen to whatever/whoever you want...People who try to define real music are the real criminals, not the people who listen to, so-called, "bad" music. In reality, all music is good music. The only exception (some people probably have a different opinion) is rap and metal/screamo, which are both, in my opinion, "sound"...but, as I said, some people have conflicting opinions on this, and I don't want to start anything so I will not go off topic.
Anyway, the concept of "not having a life" is totally ridiculous. I don't care if it is slang or not, it isn't real. It is the same concept of the word "aint", which isn't even a word.
You don't have a life when you are dead. End of story :P As for what people do in their free time, that is nobody's business and nobody has the place to say what someone does in their free time is wrong. Go ahead and listen to cornandbeans all day if that is what you want, it doesn't really hurt me any
You can listen to whatever/whoever you want...People who try to define real music are the real criminals, not the people who listen to, so-called, "bad" music
Originally posted by pikadill3
The only exception (some people probably have a different opinion) is rap and metal/screamo, which are both, in my opinion, "sound"...
Unless by saying "sound" you mean something other than fake music (which would be a pretty senseless claim), you're kinda contradicting yourself here.
Also I wasn't "defining" cornandbeans as fake music.... more like implying that the beatles are a better band that make (or made, I guess) higher quality music. Don't know where you got that whole defining real music thing from.
Originally posted by OrganisM
And it's an age old retarded cliche to make a post complaining about somebody saying that.
uhh ok thanks mr. smart aleck my point still stands, don't know what you're trying to accomplish with that post other than being a troll.
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