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  • shatteredgravity
    FFR Player
    • Apr 2007
    • 95

    #31
    Re: you know you have no life when....

    i love this guys threads xD

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    • frank34443
      FFR Player
      • Aug 2007
      • 31

      #32
      Re: you know you have no life when....

      Rofl talk to Kit on MSN... And David Hasslehoff... Ok here are a few more:

      When you know who the main character in Star Trek is
      You believe in the Force

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      • 6 p01nt3d*st@r
        FFR Player
        • Jan 2007
        • 1120

        #33
        Re: you know you have no life when....

        When you brag to your friends how good you are at FFR.

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        • teh_masterers
          Mashes on every song.
          • Apr 2007
          • 136

          #34
          Re: you know you have no life when....

          Originally posted by frank34443
          You know you have no life when:

          -Instead of laughing you say "Lawl" in a comical manner
          -When someone repeats something you tell them not to double post
          -You try to get rep points by being "cool" on the forums
          -You think your teachers are mods and your parents are admins
          -You can hit 80 wpm on your keyboard
          -When you don't want to listen to your mom or dad, you call them noobs and walk off

          Yup... sure is funny...

          I'm 125wpm...

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          • Roy Campbell
            Banned
            • Jul 2007
            • 156

            #35
            Re: you know you have no life when....

            Some I made up:

            When you tap your fingers at school spastically fast to the beat of 960 bpm speedcore

            When you tap your fingers at school insanely fast to the beat of vertex beta vrofl

            When you start seeing arrows when your eyes are closed and you also see them in your dreams (true)

            When you say omgroflmfaololheeeheezomgwtf bbq! in rl conversation

            When you try to do your mad tv Arnold Shwartzenager impression on forums and not in rl (arrrgh! I'm arnold, and I'll be starring in my new movie, Tarrrrzan! Argh)

            When you've hooked up with every chick on FFR

            And last but not least, when you're on WoW more than everything else (not true, really, never even played it lol)

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            • frank34443
              FFR Player
              • Aug 2007
              • 31

              #36
              Re: you know you have no life when....

              @Teh_Masterer: Lol... Boom Headshot!
              @Roy: Rofl thats so true, I see the games I play when I close my eyes in my bed.

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              • V3T_ddrultramix3
                FFR Player
                • Apr 2007
                • 307

                #37
                Re: you know you have no life when....

                You know you have no life when you make a thread about it.

                You know you have no life when you're dead, but you have no way of knowing things or no memory, thus, you wouldn't know you were dead, so then you really would think you would be alive, so then you would know you have no life, but then you would be dead, so you don't know that you know but you really don't know, so you actually have no idea of what's going on, so there is a big debate whether you know or not, so there is really nothing to know when you are dead, so then you could also think you're alive, then you know, but there is also a possibility of not knowing you're alive, so it's just a big confusion, and you also know you have no life when you actually make it this far into my ongoing paragraph of the debate of knowledge/not, when you are alive/dead.

                You know you have no life when you write an extremely long sentence.


                , now!

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                • frank34443
                  FFR Player
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 31

                  #38
                  Re: you know you have no life when....

                  Lol... let me quote you.

                  You know you have no life when you write an extremely long sentence.

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                  • Bahamut-X
                    FFR Player
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 3399

                    #39
                    Re: you know you have no life when....

                    Originally posted by purebloodtexan
                    You know you have no life when you post a "You know you have no life when...." thread.
                    knew this post was coming, thanks for repeating the age old retarded cliche that usually appears in these types of threads

                    also don't listen to cornandbeans, listen to the beatles or something

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                    • OrganisM
                      FFR Player
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 2644

                      #40
                      Re: you know you have no life when....

                      Originally posted by Bahamut-X
                      knew this post was coming, thanks for repeating the age old retarded cliche that usually appears in these types of threads
                      And it's an age old retarded cliche to make a post complaining about somebody saying that.
                      .

                      Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                      "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                      because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                      spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                      changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                      Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


                      Originally Posted by
                      MrRubix[link]:
                      "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                      Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                      "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                      • pikadill3
                        FFR Veteran
                        • Jan 2006
                        • 25

                        #41
                        Re: you know you have no life when....

                        also don't listen to cornandbeans, listen to the beatles or something
                        You can listen to whatever/whoever you want...People who try to define real music are the real criminals, not the people who listen to, so-called, "bad" music. In reality, all music is good music. The only exception (some people probably have a different opinion) is rap and metal/screamo, which are both, in my opinion, "sound"...but, as I said, some people have conflicting opinions on this, and I don't want to start anything so I will not go off topic.

                        Anyway, the concept of "not having a life" is totally ridiculous. I don't care if it is slang or not, it isn't real. It is the same concept of the word "aint", which isn't even a word.

                        You don't have a life when you are dead. End of story :P As for what people do in their free time, that is nobody's business and nobody has the place to say what someone does in their free time is wrong. Go ahead and listen to cornandbeans all day if that is what you want, it doesn't really hurt me any

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                        • Litodude
                          FFR Player
                          • Feb 2006
                          • 4548

                          #42
                          Re: you know you have no life when....

                          you know you have no life when you know you have no life when you know you have no life when you know you have no life when you know you have when
                          Originally posted by t-rogdor
                          i finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"

                          dude
                          out west?
                          the fuck kinda location is west?
                          am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate


                          Originally posted by lurker
                          remind everyone that i am an outed racist neo-nazi who no one in their right mind should ever interact with in any way whatsoever

                          http://imgur.com/a/Ww9g3

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                          • phe0nixblade
                            Praise the sun mofo
                            • Sep 2005
                            • 4281

                            #43
                            Re: you know you have no life when....

                            Originally posted by Roy Campbell
                            When you've hooked up with every chick on FFR
                            Rebirth0

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                            • phe0nixblade
                              Praise the sun mofo
                              • Sep 2005
                              • 4281

                              #44
                              Re: you know you have no life when....

                              And jesus christ pikadil you have 99 in the 2 most boring stats on RS. Wtf?

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                              • Bahamut-X
                                FFR Player
                                FFR Simfile Author
                                • Nov 2004
                                • 3399

                                #45
                                Re: you know you have no life when....

                                Originally posted by pikadill3
                                You can listen to whatever/whoever you want...People who try to define real music are the real criminals, not the people who listen to, so-called, "bad" music
                                Originally posted by pikadill3
                                The only exception (some people probably have a different opinion) is rap and metal/screamo, which are both, in my opinion, "sound"...


                                Unless by saying "sound" you mean something other than fake music (which would be a pretty senseless claim), you're kinda contradicting yourself here.

                                Also I wasn't "defining" cornandbeans as fake music.... more like implying that the beatles are a better band that make (or made, I guess) higher quality music. Don't know where you got that whole defining real music thing from.

                                Originally posted by OrganisM
                                And it's an age old retarded cliche to make a post complaining about somebody saying that.
                                uhh ok thanks mr. smart aleck my point still stands, don't know what you're trying to accomplish with that post other than being a troll.

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