Best/Worst Excuse You've Used

[scorpio1690]

Best. "It's okay, I had Subway for lunch"

it works for almost anything

I use that one alot, the teachers laugh, then I get a detention.

Another one I use is either music used subliminal messages to get me to do it, or, Jesus told me to, I swear.

They don't really work.... If people ask where I was (I always carry around tokens from the arcade here) and I just tell them I was at the arcade.