You as an action figure

[Laharl]

Because it's an action figure and I can do such things in speculation, it'd have devilishly good looks, with semi-long wavy hair and the best goatee EVER, and would be complete with a full suit of armor and holy sword of some type.

Needless to say, the action figure would have little to do with the actual me.

[SephirothChaos]

My actual figure would have these things:

2 hats;Red Sox and Yankees
5 white and black t-shirts
10 pairs of jeans
4 pairs of shoes;And1,Pumas,Birdman Lugs,G-Unit
3 button sports shirts;White Red Sox Shirt,Dark Blue Red Sox shirt,Yankees shirt

It'll also come with 2 cars,1 good modern looking classy car($400,000 in real life) and 1 racing car(about $100,000 with an engine alone that costs about $48,000 in real life).

I wonder how all that is gonna in a box...........

[jewpinthethird]

Ha! Funny thing.

When thinking of what accesories my "action firgure" would come with, I was considering my car. Okay, here comes the funny part: MY FUCKING CAR WAS STOLEN TODAY!!!

ISNT THAT FUCKING HILARIOUS?!

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

That sucks.

[Nezumi749]

no

[Privateer]

My head would be a hydralisk, a baseball would be shoved into my ear, and there would be a Logitech Corded Elite attached to my ass.

[Arch0wl]

Mine would come with a robe and a wizard hat.

[xObserveRx]

Mine would be in a loin cloth, carrying a few leaves stolen from various girls.... *wink wink*.

It would come with the mandatory "cardboard box" home, a few dirty magazines (for fun and for pillows), and a few good lines to get free money/booze/shelter.

It would go with "Jungle hooker barbie" , "Crack addict Barbie", and "Broke ass Ken".

[Jam930]

Mine would come with a robe and a wizard hat.

Ugh... reminds me of a page of aim logs some guy made... and i stumbled upon one day where this guy would harrass people who...

nvm.

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

That is where he got it from.