His name is sex?,(must read)lol

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  • MMShadow
    FFR Player
    • Jul 2004
    • 133
    #31
    Re: His name is sex?,(must read)lol

    2nd best dang story i have read today X3


    Originally posted by [HectoGtzMX]
    As far as I've seen the profiles in this topic, the best around is MMShadow's xDDDDDD.
    Originally posted by Tasselfoot
    penis too big. hurts ladies.

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      • sarahxjane
        FFR Veteran
        • Aug 2005
        • 2109
        #32
        Re: His name is sex?,(must read)lol

        ROFL

        xD

        The penis one was good as well.
        Originally posted by Tasselfoot
        whatever you do... don't **** a walros.
        Originally posted by funmonkey54
        *knock knock*
        *opens door*
        Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
        Um, ok. May I help you?
        Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?

        as of December 11th 2009.
        Proud One Hander! 113 AAAs & 295 Full Combos

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          • ~HentaiXXX~
            Banned
            • Apr 2007
            • 2955
            #33
            Re: His name is sex?,(must read)lol

            Originally posted by dudelogan14
            Wow.
            thats the dumbest thing ive read in a while.
            That's what I was shooting for.

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              • evilbutterfly
                FFR Player
                • Apr 2003
                • 5784
                #34
                Re: His name is sex?,(must read)lol

                Originally posted by Tokzic
                this is like the most ancient forward ever

                besides

                it would be way cooler to have a dog named "Mypenis"

                saying anything dog-oriented with a dog named mypenis makes it automatically funny

                "I love stroking Mypenis."

                "Mypenis gets excited really easily."

                "I keep pictures of Mypenis in my wallet."

                "Would you like to play with Mypenis?"

                etc.
                MyPenis ate my homework. =(
                So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(

                In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.

                So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
                And I write the blog for their website.

                Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

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                  • Shashmakito
                    FFR Player
                    • Jul 2006
                    • 432
                    #35
                    Re: His name is sex?,(must read)lol

                    iamgodhehe is postwhoring and double posting cause he's gay and doing other gay stuff
                    Originally posted by customstuff
                    You're avatar is in one of those pictures.
                    Originally posted by ToshX
                    you are avatar

                    I am maid

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                      • Tails99
                        FFR Player
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 218
                        #36
                        Re: His name is sex?,(must read)lol

                        Sex counter: 11. He could've done better and put Sex in a few more times.
                        Originally posted by Specforces
                        (3:15:11 PM) Corey: Tomorrow, I'm going to kill myself.
                        (3:15:11 PM) SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "Kill yourself" on October 3rd, 2007 to your planner?
                        (3:15:12 PM) Corey: You fucking asshole...

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                          • stretchypanda
                            shock me shock me
                            • Sep 2004
                            • 4123
                            #37
                            Re: His name is sex?,(must read)lol

                            Wow if you haven't seen this before you shouldn't own a computer.

                            Also, LOOK AT IAMGOODHEHE HE'S KISSING A COORS LIGHT WHICH MEANS HE ENJOYS BEER BUT HE'S ONLY THIRTEEN WHAT A REBEL THAT GUY IS.

                            Coors Light is like watered down water.

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