Tell Me Your Funny Saying

[kokimiyoi Ichigo]

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If you don’t like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?. One to replace it, & two to write a poem about how they miss the old one.

What’s the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.

[TheMagiKMan]

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Welcome the internet, where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents.

I started doing crystal meth for the weight loss, now I just enjoy stealing cars...


I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

[tri edge]

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my funny sayings are:

christmas is like prison, its better to give than to recieve


your mom is such a ho, the only reason she wears panties is to keep her ankles warm

[devilsdeviousdancer]

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Nobody's perfect... and i am nobody

that's what i got, stole it off a friend who never uses it.

[_chewy_day_today_]

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"no! dont touch that thats to cover my cut...... nothing"

[UnholyDaemon]

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"It's so EXTREME it's like taking a tray full of cookies and baking them UP IN YOUR ASS!" - Johnny Extreme

Confucius say:
Girl who sit on Judge's lap get honorable discharge.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

"That's about as productive as hanging air fresheners around a sewage treatment plant." - Some guy I knew

"STD's are like Starbucks...F'ING EVERYWHERE." - Me

"If you wanted popcorn why didn't you tell me before we f'ing sat down?!" - Every guy who's ever taken a girl to a movie

"I'm so fat" - EVERY GIRL SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME

God I hate hearing that last one...

[RB_QT-kenny]

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my ne is just a gay one it goes onone cannot be forever and forever cannot be one like wtf!?!?!?!

[NarutoFoxDemon]

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There is a kid in my BSA Troop that has ADHD, and one time he said this:

"My meds make me Jesus"

Ever since then, I've used it as my own.

[Calcium Deposit]

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I want a woman who loves me for my money, yet doesn't understand math.

Q. What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a burnt out light bulb?
A. You can unscrew a light bulb.

Q. How many dead cats do you have in your garage?
A. None, but the real question is, how many dead cats have I put in my neighbors garage?

[Persephone233]

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1: I f you live today, you'll die in the next 24 hours~Moi!

2: I fart in your general direction~Frenchman, Monty Python & the holy grail

3: I can't remember the rest of the riddle, but your mom is a whore~Sean Connery, SNL

4: **** you, I'm drunk and I'm gonna be drunk till the next time I'm drunk~Flogging Molly

5: I've done some serious ****, Bob is better~I don't wanna know

6: Oh no! The POlice! Run and hide, kids, I'll get the gasoline and shotgun!~My stepdad

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[Persephone233]

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There is a kid in my BSA Troop that has ADHD, and one time he said this:

"My meds make me Jesus"

Ever since then, I've used it as my own.

Hehheh!

My meds make me Jeebums!!!

More quotes:

1: Hell yeah, he's gay! He's happy!!!~Beauty Shop

[burning_love1994]

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"quick, call 911 your on fire!" ;]

that's one tight pick up line!

[MMShadow]

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"I highly recommend pissing yourself followed by a course of praying to your impotent god." - Walter (hellsing)

"zoinks" -Shaggy

"IM HAPPY ITS HARDCORE!"- Liam lynch

"welcome to my happy world now get your **** and leave"- liam lynch

"BLACKHOLE!"

"ITS OVER 9000!"

"Its ridge racer RIIIIIIIIIDGE RAAAAAAACER"!

"MASSIVE DAMAGE!"

"BOOM HEADSHOT!"

"so yeah.....i am going to start stabbing you know....and i am not sure when i am going to stop..."

" FLYING KICK TO THE WEENAH!"

"I uh....left my parrot in the oven!"

And there are prolly more...i am just to lazy to think....

[bobbycat73]

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your dad

[Ice wolf]

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your dad

Epic