What is the worst movie ever?

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  • Kilgamayan
    Super Scooter Happy
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Feb 2003
    • 6583

    #16
    Ishtar.
    I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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    • ImEric12
      FFR Player
      • Jan 2004
      • 1952

      #17
      Good Boy. That crappy kids movie where dogs could talk. I wanted to kill myself throughout the whole thing.

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      • Sinjin
        FFR Player
        • Jun 2003
        • 582

        #18
        Originally posted by trillobyite
        A tie between Lost in Translation and Godzilla 2000.
        Me and a friend went to see Godzilla 2000 way back when. LMAO...we still talk about it years later.

        Personally, I have to vote "Atanarjuat: The Fast Runner" as the worst movie of all time. Me and my brother watched it late one night on an independant film channel. I almost cried laughing.

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        • roopert
          FFR Player
          • Feb 2004
          • 149

          #19
          Envy with Ben Stiller and Jack Black is the worst thing I've seen in a long time. You would think with those two hilarious people in the same movie would make for an awesome combo, but I swear there isn't one funny part in the whole movie. I don't think I even cracked a smile.

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          • Brainmaster07
            FFR Player
            • Jun 2003
            • 2891

            #20
            The 1996 version of Romeo and Juliet.

            Oh... my... god.

            (Since when did they have guns and cars in the 18th century? and where the hell did that chase scene come from? I was pratically expecting him to pull out a rocket launcher and cause some serious collateral damage, and it's freaking Romeo and Juliet :P)

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            • evilbutterfly
              FFR Player
              • Apr 2003
              • 5784

              #21
              dude, the gun version of R&J was awesome. it was well done, because they still spoke old-fashioned, and their guns were labelled "Shortsword" or "Longsword" or what not. i thought it was good...

              as for worst movie, idunno. either those B-movie chick flicks on the women's networks, or those movies about sports teams, which always have the EXACT same plot (shitty team assembles, they all hate each other, great coach emerges (usually through some fluke) and whips team into shape, team becomes team where everybody loves each other, team wins all the games, team goes to championship, enemy team is up by 1 point, protagonist team wins with a last second goal by their bench-warming player who only gets to play because the star player was injured in some freak car accident that was actually caused by members of a rival team)
              So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(

              In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.

              So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
              And I write the blog for their website.

              Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

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              • User6773

                #22
                Originally posted by Moogy
                Manos: The Hands of Fate
                Pod People is worse.

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                • bvbaseball1
                  FFR Player
                  • May 2004
                  • 267

                  #23
                  Worst movie ever - Gili.

                  No doubt there.

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                  • fusi0n
                    FFR Player
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 2158

                    #24
                    Evil Dead

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                    • Brainmaster07
                      FFR Player
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 2891

                      #25
                      Oh come on, you can not ignore the awesomeness that is Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2 or Army of Darkness.

                      The bad graphics just make a bit of comic relief .

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                      • IAMTHEEVILBEAN
                        FFR Player
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 3078

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Brainmaster07
                        The 1996 version of Romeo and Juliet.

                        Oh... my... god.

                        (Since when did they have guns and cars in the 18th century? and where the hell did that chase scene come from? I was pratically expecting him to pull out a rocket launcher and cause some serious collateral damage, and it's freaking Romeo and Juliet :P)
                        Yes. This movie was definatly up there.

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                        • NeoDarkHeart
                          FFR Player
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 283

                          #27
                          o_O if you read romeo and juliet you'd see it's basically the same storyline, brought to modern times.

                          oh and mercutio in that movie is link from matrix revolutions. i just realized that.

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                          • RaverBurn
                            FFR Player
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 9

                            #28
                            Why, Gigli, of course.

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                            • bbcc
                              FFR Player
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 66

                              #29
                              super troopers. if i were on fear factor and they siad i had to watch that movie, i'd walk away from that one in a second.
                              AVATAR HERE

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                              • HansSky
                                FFR Player
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 1925

                                #30
                                Super Troopers was pretty bad...but by far not the worst movie. Pod People was definitely...the worst.
                                hi

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