Best/Worst Excuse You've Used

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Best: It's so expensive.
Worst: I lost it.........

[Privateer]

Most teachers always fall for Jursey's "I swear I gave it to you."

When I don't feel like doing history homework, I'll put some random .rtf files on a floppy disc, but intentionally corrupt them (I name an mp3 a .rtf file so it crashes when I open it), so that when my history teacher sees the name of the homework, and that it crashed (he has a horrible horrible computer, anyway), he gives me another day to "fix" the problem, because he thinks I actually did it.

Longest. Sentence. Ever.

Ok, not really.

[Laharl]

Best: My pig ate my homework.

Back in 2nd grade, we had a pot-belly pig. It's name was Pebbles. It damn thing was smart and figured out how to unzip my backpack. It ate my homework, literally.

Worst: I forgot.

But, that does happen to be the case 99% of the time, because I have horrible memory loss problems. Sometimes, I will get up from my computer to get a drink or food or something, and forget what I got up for, and why I'm in the kitchen, and so I'll go put socks and shoes on.

[Jam930]

I have memory problems too.

I get in trouble for it a lot.

"Jamie you need to come see me tomorrow during lunch."
"Remember to buy some bread on the way home."
"You need to take a make-up test."

I always forget all of them, and I get in BIG trouble b/c they think that I just don't care.

[Katana120]

aite that hard make uo one if your good at it

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

THE DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK.

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[SephirothChaos]

Best/Frequently Used:
Person asking:Can you get that for me?

Answer:I can't reach it.........
(follow up:It's not my fault my arms were born this way)

Worst:
Person asking:"Many random quentions could be asked"

Answer:I don't give a ******* damn get the **** away from me

Person replies with some answer

Answer to the person:stfu go away

And after that they usually just get pissed at me and say "Your so lazy"

[Spazzbite]

Worst one EVER: "I got my penis stuck in the door"

Best: I was going to do it, but I really had to pee, and I peed for such a long time that I forgot.

I have the weirdest excuses :\

[MiraiGurl]

Just one I use a lot...not my best or worst.

Mom: Go clean off your room, especilly your desk. There's junk piled everywhere on it!

Me: But you can still see some of the desk, so it's fine. It doesn't need organizing.

[QreepyBORIS]

Spazzbite WINS. No, SERIOUSLY.

Well, an acquaintance of mine had his dog eat his mathbook. Twice. In one year. One teacher. Best thing ever.

[RaverBurn]

Satan made me do it.

My mom made me do it.

Meh, either one works since they're basically the same thing.

[taybirdy]

Teacher confrontation, circa 2000.

"Where were you yesterday, aside from not in class?"

"I skipped to go see the new starwars movie" (first showing of the original trilogy!)

--true story!--

[TheTypist]

I don't make excuses. I just tell the truth and hope it doesn't sound like one.

[neodarkmagicianking]

Worst: "My sister ripped my homework up"

<meanwhile a thunderstorm is raging>
Best: mom:I told you to be home at nine!! Why are you home at 10;00??!! Me: well, you said not to go outside during a thunderstorm..and Stephen(my friend) didn't have a clock.<<<this is also bad because i came home in the middle of the thunderstorm anyways.>>>


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[Kagome]

Best. "It's okay, I had Subway for lunch"

it works for almost anything