Tell Me Your Funny Saying

[bmah]

Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

You're like a broken pencil...

Pointless.

[RealmWorrior9]

Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

[purebloodtexan]

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If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous,

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"
The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you."
The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said, you look fat in those pants.",

Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...

........No.

And your sig is way too big.

[EI_Tizzy]

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That thing IS pretty big... like annoyingly big... can't you stick with one favorite guy?

... that's what she said OOOOOOHH!!

O.T.:

A wife of 50 should be like money... you should be able to exchange for two 20's, one of which has a 10.

[RealmWorrior9]

Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

better?

[EI_Tizzy]

Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

After re-reading it... I realize that might not be a good one... it looked better in my mind, I swear!

Oh, and yes, that's a LOT better... still a lot, but now it isn't an eyesore

[jellygod]

Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

this is one of my sayings i use when somebody says they are gonna do something or get something "yea thats cool i guess...if your into that sort of thing"

[bmah]

Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

Huh? Are you referring to me? I'm just telling my own "funny saying", not really talking about you.

[-Live_Free-]

Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

Me and my gf have a saying that goes-
In this relationship I wear the pants, however she always takes them off

[purebloodtexan]

Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

better?

No, as in there's a rule on sig size.

edit:

Avatars and Signatures: please keep your signature to a maximum width of 500 pixels, and a maximum height of 250 pixels. Avatars must be no more than 200 pixels in height, and no more than 175 pixels in width.

[RealmWorrior9]

Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

Huh? Are you referring to me? I'm just telling my own "funny saying", not really talking about you.

no

[Shadowstar7]

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"You wrote that I was a recluse rapist. I am not a recluse."

- Actual letter, written by boxer Mike Tyson, to a newspaper columnist.

[kylehaas]

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Your mom is so ugly that she entered into an ugly contest and was disqualified.
Professionals aren't allowed.

...
Yes, Hello?
Why, yes, you are the lucky winner of our random phone call contest!
What do I win?
Well, Is your TV on?
Yes. Yes it is.
HOW DOES IT FIT?!?!?!?!?!

[evilcowgod]

Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

"Reality continues to ruin my life" calvin
"Everything goes somewhere, and I go everywhere" mr. universe
"Never ascribe to malice, that which can be explained by incompetence" Robert J. Hanlon
"There are only two kinds of people who laugh at the law, those who make it, and those who break it." Darkmark

[xxburriedaly06xx]

Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

F($@ me backward....

or

F*$@ me twice