Tell Me Your Funny Saying

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  • SimpsonFreak345
    FFR Player
    • Jun 2006
    • 330
    #16
    Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

    Originally posted by kokimiyoi Ichigo
    One bright morning...
    in the middle of the night,
    two dead boys came out to fight.
    they stood back to back
    and faced each other
    drew their swords
    and shot each other.
    the deaf policeman heard the noise
    and came to kill
    those two dead boys.
    If u dont believe my story
    its true ask the blind man he saw it too!
    fail.

    Originally posted by jcinzilla
    two in the blood and one in the mud
    win.


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      • TC_=MaxXFreaK=
        FFR Player
        • Jun 2007
        • 230
        #17
        Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

        1 : dont make me capstraight (probably not spelled right.) you with a fondue fork.
        2: the mute man told the deaf man that the blind man saw 2 kids rolling up the stairs in the corner of a circular room.

        92% of the teenage population has switched to rap.
        If you are the 8% who ROCKS,
        copy & paste this in your signature.
        lol:
        [br][br]

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          • kokimiyoi Ichigo
            FFR Player
            • Jul 2007
            • 16
            #18
            Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

            heredity is spreading...if your parents never had children, the chances are that you won't either
            Arigatou Gozaimasu

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              • g4z33b0
                Banned
                • Mar 2006
                • 2618
                #19
                Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                two in the squirt one in the dirt

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                  • Wootsicle
                    Nothing can stop me now..
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 722
                    #20
                    Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                    "It's all coming back to me now," says the blind man pissing in the wind.

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                      • g4z33b0
                        Banned
                        • Mar 2006
                        • 2618
                        #21
                        Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                        two where you should, one where you could

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                          • kokimiyoi Ichigo
                            FFR Player
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 16
                            #22
                            Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                            Why must i always "concentrate" on the orange juice bottle
                            Arigatou Gozaimasu

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                              • Xezial
                                FFR Player
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 429
                                #23
                                Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                                Originally posted by kokimiyoi Ichigo
                                Why must i always "concentrate" on the orange juice bottle
                                AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
                                AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
                                AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
                                AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

                                Originally posted by Litodude
                                Hey so today I had a water polo game right and I got sub'd out because I was tired as **** anyway I was talking to some girl and it's hilarious how they looks at your penis instead of your face when people talk to you not to mention the fact the i was glistening wet and my 8 pack was hard as **** and my penis was big 8)
                                Originally posted by nickadeemus
                                Then you woke up and were like "Uh oh, I've got a problem."

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                                  • freakysnots
                                    八一
                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 2904
                                    #24
                                    Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                                    "An eye for an eye, and soon the whole world is blind."

                                    Okay... Screw that.

                                    "I will treat you like my homework~! Bang you on the desk and do you all night long."

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                                      • ShadowBlink
                                        FFR Player
                                        • Jul 2007
                                        • 64
                                        #25
                                        Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                                        Yo mama is so cheap, I go into the 99 cents store and she's on the discount shelf.

                                        DIE TAILS, DIE.

                                        -ShadowBlink

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                                          • Wootsicle
                                            Nothing can stop me now..
                                            • Oct 2005
                                            • 722
                                            #26
                                            Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                                            Originally posted by ShadowBlink
                                            Yo mama is so cheap, I go into the 99 cents store and she's on the discount shelf.
                                            No.

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                                              • kokimiyoi Ichigo
                                                FFR Player
                                                • Jul 2007
                                                • 16
                                                #27
                                                Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                                                i was having a garage sale. i had bought a new refrigerator. the old one was of no use now, so i put it in a garage sale...100 dollars. no one came...2 weeks had passed and no one came. i finally got tired of waiting and i put a sign on the refrigerator that say "for free". the next day...they stole it.
                                                Arigatou Gozaimasu

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                                                  • blindreper1179
                                                    Vice President Of TGB
                                                    • Jun 2006
                                                    • 5901
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                                                    Originally posted by kokimiyoi Ichigo
                                                    i was having a garage sale. i had bought a new refrigerator. the old one was of no use now, so i put it in a garage sale...100 dollars. no one came...2 weeks had passed and no one came. i finally got tired of waiting and i put a sign on the refrigerator that SAID "for free". the next day...they stole it.
                                                    fixed.
                                                    Originally posted by thesunfan
                                                    absolutely I want to vomit on your face irl
                                                    Originally posted by choof
                                                    It was like trying to throw logic at a fuckin brick wall lmao
                                                    Originally posted by choof
                                                    whats more dense, a black hole or an icyworld file
                                                    Originally posted by Celirra
                                                    I've never been so disappointed by a man from Alabama than I am right now

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                                                      • TC_=MaxXFreaK=
                                                        FFR Player
                                                        • Jun 2007
                                                        • 230
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                                                        the GREATEST jo mama joke ever:
                                                        ur mom is so fat she went to KFC and they asked what size chicken bucket she wanted and she said ill take the one on the roof!!!
                                                        pwnt lol!!

                                                        92% of the teenage population has switched to rap.
                                                        If you are the 8% who ROCKS,
                                                        copy & paste this in your signature.
                                                        lol:
                                                        [br][br]

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                                                          • freakysnots
                                                            八一
                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                            • 2904
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                                                            @kokimiyoi Ichigo I'm slow and I didn't get it.

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