Holy ****ing ****balls ****-**** son of a mother****ing ****tastic dump**** ****ing **** hippopotamus ****-dancing bull**** leprechaun-smashing ****-nipples ****-****ing panda-****ing mellow-****ing-yellow ****-eating ****-jumping Jesus Christ Superstar on a pogo stick.
be afraid... jason's hobbies are sitting on the front porch, hawking tobacco into a tin can, and drinking moonshine. his side projects include flogging young boys who come too close to his front porch.
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