Stupidest thing you've ever done

[Varia]

I don't do stupid things.

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[Reach]

Hmm....i remember some more.

I was riding my bike down a hill at highspeed and there was a sharp turn coming up. Anyway I got the bright idea to not slow down. I couldn't see around the turn cause of trees...anyway...so i went around at highspeed, and there was a ditch right there. The bike smashed into it and threw me off like 5 feet head first into a rock. Thank god for helmets.

I was riding a dirtbike I hadn't been on before....250...anyway, i was gunning it around the track...and kept going faster and faster...yea...anyway, i decided I would try the turn at full speed. Of course i didn't make it, and in my attempt to slam on the breaks, I pulled the throttle at the same time, sending me off the turn into the air and into the woods for a crash landing. Somehow I wasn't even hurt...made an ass of myself though infront of alot of people. woot

[jewpinthethird]

Well, I was riding my Go-Ped on a Golf Course (my Go-Ped is modified so I was going at least 15-20 mph on the grass, though it isnt modified for off-road purposes.) Yeah, so I was crusing across the green when I remembered the direction that is heading in dropped off into a steep sand pit. Because there is no traction (making turning impossible) I decided to throw on the only brakes I had: front brakes. I flew over the handle bars and all that jazz. I was alright...and actually it was fun, but it was still stupid.

Most of the stupid things I do are fun because I have never been really hurt, yet. I also hit my head on stuff when I stand up a lot due to my height (Like lamps, storage things, bunk beds, trees, etc.)

[Jam930]

I almost killed myself last year...
That was stupid, life rocks!

[RuhielRaptor]

how many trips to the emergency room, casts, bruises, cuts, impalements, and other accidents have been caused by phrases like "Hey watch this!" or "Give me that" or "Don't do this...". I'll tell one of my stupid moments- take you pick:

1)Falling off roof
2) defective bottle rockets
3) hitting pine tree on rollerblades (probably the best and funniest)
4)pissing off small rodents
5)evil roller coaster

ill tell the story the first person to post about what they want me to tell

[aleco]

Tell the one about the rodents.

[djsmalls]

i made Chopin...
then i made Drum n Bass..
need i say more?
i dont regret Chopin but Drum n Bass i do

[Jam930]

I hit a tree skiing.

[GuidoHunter]

Oh oh oh, I remembered a good one. In AP chem a few years ago, I had a pipet of fourteen molar aqueous ammonia. I liked the smell, so I squirted some of the gas in the pipet towards my nose, but for some reason a considerable amount of liquid came with it, and I seriously burned the inside of my nose.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[Omeganitros]

Oh oh oh, I remembered a good one. In AP chem a few years ago, I had a pipet of fourteen molar aqueous ammonia. I liked the smell, so I squirted some of the gas in the pipet towards my nose, but for some reason a considerable amount of liquid came with it, and I seriously burned the inside of my nose.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

Wow, you just made me laugh harder than I ever have in the past few months...GG Guido...

[Boochypa]

14 molar...

Does your nose work any more?

[Jam930]

lol... ofcourse his nose still "works"...

[GuidoHunter]

14 molar...

Does your nose work any more?

It didn't actually, physically burn me, but it was quite uncomfortable for the next fifteen minutes, and I had to breathe through my mouth.

But I'm glad I could add a bit of humor with my idiocy!

At least it wasn't me who put ten times the called-for amount of ethanol in our nerf-ball cannon, shoot it at a seventh-grader, and set the classroom on fire. That was my dumbass lab partner.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[thesmilewasfaked]

I actually walk into walls. It's on accident as well. I was pretty stupid in middle school though. I remember hugging was some huge deal. at the school dances I never danced with guys I liked (and ruined relationships with them) because I "didn't know how to slow dance." lol I would go home and just break down because the people were angry with me. :\ oh well. I look back and those people are pretty weird anyways and its probably a good thing I didn't dance with them or anything.

One time in a store I picked up like ten apples and didn't get one of those little plastic bag thingies because it didn't register, so I ended up dropping like a gajillion apples all over the floor and some store guy came over and picked them up for me because I ran away in embarassment. hahaha

[classof04]

Finally after 5 weeeks the cast is of. Free at last, but my leg itches like hell. I got to go see the doc in three weeks to see if the foots healed