Super Official Satanic Recruitment Thread!!!

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  • -paexaea-
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    • Apr 2007
    • 4610
    #46
    Re: Super Official Satanic Recruitment Thread!!!

    Originally posted by darkshark
    I'm darkshark.
    fo sho?
    See you, Space Cowboy.

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      • Specforces
        Yes
        • Jan 2004
        • 5028
        #47
        Re: Super Official Satanic Recruitment Thread!!!

        Hey, if you don't believe in religion that's fine. I have a contract for you to sign; since you don't believe in the devil you shouldn't have any problems signing it. After you become part of this glorious club you will be sent a weekly newsletter and the head of your enemy. You decide...
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          • Wlfwnd91
            FFR Player
            • Aug 2006
            • 499
            #48
            Re: Super Official Satanic Recruitment Thread!!!

            Originally posted by JurseyRider734
            TECHNICALLY (according to the Bible... which we know is all 100% fact) Satan was an angel who tried to take over heaven and therefore God evicted him from heaven and he became RULER OF HELL.

            You should all know that. I'm not even religious and I know that.
            Actually, Satan doesn't technically rule hell. He roams the planet looking for souls. The souls he gets go to hell, but he doesn't actually reside there. Jeeze, I'm not even religious and I know that. Would I really get all that stuff if I sent $50 to that address though? lol


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              • vashthestampede0987
                FFR Player
                • Jan 2004
                • 2997
                #49
                Re: Super Official Satanic Recruitment Thread!!!

                Corey, I <3 you.
                But by you I mean satan. You're up there, though.
                Omega owes me [1] omega favor
                I am God of Hot Pockets, fear my fillings for they may be hot.

                Originally posted by Synthlight
                I hate myself.

                Cheers,

                Synthlight
                xxpla tonic love: GIVE IT TO ME
                xxpla tonic love: ****ing give it to me

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                  • JurseyRider734
                    lil j the bad b-word
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 7506
                    #50
                    Re: Super Official Satanic Recruitment Thread!!!

                    Originally posted by Wlfwnd91
                    Actually, Satan doesn't technically rule hell. He roams the planet looking for souls. The souls he gets go to hell, but he doesn't actually reside there. Jeeze, I'm not even religious and I know that. Would I really get all that stuff if I sent $50 to that address though? lol
                    Yeah, "ruler of hell" was a general statement
                    Originally posted by Arch0wl
                    I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                    Originally posted by Afrobean
                    Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                    the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                    Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                      • Specforces
                        Yes
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 5028
                        #51
                        Re: Super Official Satanic Recruitment Thread!!!

                        Yeah, he runs around the Earth, LIKE IN GHOST RIDER!
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