Super Official Satanic Recruitment Thread!!!

[Lightknight924]

Re: Super Official Satanic Recruitment Thread!!!

Obviously God has hosting issues...

And as you can see, He has come out and revealed Himself to his true faithful followers who awaited His arrival.

[MeaCulpa]

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Kind of off topic, but I wonder if Satan really exists. I mean, he was originally a figment of my imagination, but then he betrayed another figment of my imagination. PS the Bible doesn't lie.

Oh.

[msbrunnettemickey]

Re: Super Official Satanic Recruitment Thread!!!

Where's the Kabballah?

[Lightknight924]

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And as you can see, He has come out and revealed Himself to his true faithful followers who awaited His arrival.

Says the gentlemen with the Davey Jones avatar to symbolize The Flying Dutchmen's wickedness.

[RB_IcePh0enix]

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Oh.

Thanks for trying to change this into a serious subject...

[Wlfwnd91]

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God invented boobs.. He wins.

If you've ever read the book of Genesis, you would know that Satan made boobs attractive. Without him they'd just be milk bubbles. Pfft...n00bs

[RB_Dreamscanner]

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wasent jesus here first?
then like the bad part of jesus like...fell off?
and made satan?
and someone got rly pissed and there anger turnd into hell?
if not ignore this post

[RB_IcePh0enix]

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If you've ever read the book of Genesis, you would know that Satan made boobs attractive. Without him they'd just be milk bubbles. Pfft...n00bs

And yet boobs aren't usually considered attractive in Africa. That even proves that Satan isn't everywhere like God. You satanists make Africa even worse by genocide. Pfft...n00bs

I'm an idiot lawlz.

Rofl. Jk your kool.

[RB_Dreamscanner]

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is that why u have all the greenday stuff on ur profile?
now it makes sense.
-.-

[Wlfwnd91]

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And yet boobs aren't usually considered attractive in Africa. That even proves that Satan isn't everywhere like God. You satanists make Africa even worse by genocide. Pfft...n00bs

Satan is fighting God. Do you see God in Africa?

[ELRayford]

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Just 50 Dollars and thats it?

[RB_IcePh0enix]

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Satan is fighting God (which makes him more of a n00b cuz he'll lose eventually). Do you see God in Africa (even though he's in America but the retarted republican run by satanists isn't helping Africa cuz they're too busy with Iraq).

Really, look at my profile video and you'll know that it's way more of the satanic government then god that's making Africa a horrible place.

Just 50 Dollars and thats it?

Joining God's army is absolutely free. Plus you get free cupcakes in heaven .

[wickedawesomeful]

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Really, look at my profile video and you'll know that it's way more of the satanic government then god that's making Africa a horrible place.

way to derail this quality thread

[jugglinguy]

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50 dollars? Please, I bought one off of Ebay for 6.66

[Lightknight924]

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This thread needs more God invasion: