Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread
Originally posted by psychopete
I'd like to call utter BS on the winner of that last one.
Well COME ON, how many people wrote something similar to this or almost EXACTLY LIKE IT?
That's not the one I chose him for, he won for this:
Originally posted by WhyCry
Ceiling cat, a cat believed to be created by god to watch people masturbate.God knew that this cat would not fail.He gave the cat the power of invisiblity to use whenever watching someone.God then made an 11th commandment saying "thou shall haveth a hole in thee ceiling."Since that day ceiling cat has been watching people masturbate.He always wished he could masturbate, but he was to fat(Fatter then 500 whales).So everyday till one day he has been watching us.God made a 12th commandment saying "thou shall masturbate, or face thee wrath of PEOPLE THAT ARENT LOSERS AND HAVE GIRLFRIENDS HELL.Since that day people masturbate 50 times a day.Causing loss in sex, but gaining the ability to live in heaven forever! Ceiling cat sadly at his last supper told his dis-cat-ples that it was his time to leave the earth, so he could die, to free people of non-master-sin.Ju-cat was the one who betrayed him for fat girl cats.At 3:00am he nailed on a treat, with milk nails.Died.Ceiling cat Jr now takes over gods laws today as he walks the holes of bathroom ceilings.WATCHING.
And as for the singing, I'm tempted to call, though I have no reason to other than the utter joy of it
Wait, your going to link the winner here...as in a sound file?
“A painter paints his pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. We provide the music, and you provide the silence.” -Leopold Stokowski
Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread
Originally posted by DrugstoreCowboy
what are you guys singing?
=]
i got a good one
i sang i love you over and over again lol
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Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread
WAIT
YOU HAD TO PRESS POUND?
CRAP!
/fail
Originally posted by Tasselfoot
whatever you do... don't **** a walros.
Originally posted by funmonkey54
*knock knock*
*opens door*
Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
Um, ok. May I help you?
Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?
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