FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread

[SoultakerNFH]

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[JTOTHEACKIE2]

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Ceiling Cat wh0's d4t? Wh03v3r d4t 1s h3 1s m1 h3r0! y34 4 th1s 94y 4ss typ1n9! 1'm on1y d01n9 1t t0 p1ss p30pl3 0ff! I'm never doing that again it took way to long...but really who is ceiling cat it obviously must be awesome to liked by synth that much.

[rebel yell]

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one more reason to pick me for judge how can u resist gir with an ipod? i mean cmon

[TwilightPrincess]

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Someone please make the decision IT'S KILLING MEH!

Oh BTW Ceiling Cat says hi :P

[Adamaja456]

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theres only 5 minutes left for this contest lol

[Cabbage9]

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The Ceiling Cat is no ordinary cat. This cat's main objective is too distract anyone who is doing you-know-what. Why? Not to protect itself but to save all the other kittens in the world! Because every time some human being just couldn't help theirself and fap off then the mysterious creatures we know as Domo-kuns will burst with rage and kill! The Ceiling Cat is selfless, couragous, and heroic. If Domo-kuns were to attack humans every time they produce mayo I wouldn't be brave enough to break and enter into houses to stop those selfish people! And it'd be very disgusting to see! The Ceiling Cat is cool and I like its character. I believe that this feline deserves a Nobel Prize and everyone should appreciate what the Ceiling Cat does.

[kailure]

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If I don't win this one I'm going to steal the ceiling cat from all of you.


Forever.

[Synthlight]

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Ok Ravern, you have convinced me you are ultra internet serious bizness about judging this hours contest. Decide on any entry besides your own and so it shall be.

Sorry cheese, you came in second if it brings any comfort to you.

Cheers,

Synthlight

[Mr. Jefferson]

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What Ceiling Cat Means to Me


Ceiling Cat: A ceiling cat is no ordinary ceiling. It is one who is swift yet agile, Quick yet quiet, unlucky yet very lucky. You may think that this is a ceiling catbut it isn't. You don't know what the ceiling cat looks like because no one has ever seen one before. People think that ceiling cats look like cats but that is just a legend. Ceiling cats do not fall or break, they do not stain nor drip. It is a cat that looks like a ceiling not a ceiling that looks like a cat. I've been researching these creatures almost all of my life and they never cease to astound me. They are not harmful and they make great pets. That is what a ceiling cat means to me and I hope that you have had the chance to learn what a Ceiling Cat is and what it can do for you. *begins tearing* Thank you.

[chunky_cheese]

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I have my winner if I am picked I will be ready.

It is someone who has deserved a subscription since the day they came into existance and I am positive of my choice, I only hope that, if someone else were to be chosen as the judge they will choose this person aswell.

EDIT: Ninja'd by synth, but stil, second place! So come on rave, pick the person im thinking of!

[rebel yell]

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kailure ull win one im sure

[makdaddy]

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cieling cat eats dolphins for fun, yay

[smartdude1212]

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Well, today I found out the truth. Ceiling Cat and I were on a “break” from each other as of two weeks ago. I found out today that it wasn’t just a break, it was a complete break up. This sucks... really bad. I put so much time into masturbating because of Ceiling Cat, and he’s gone. It almost makes me feel like I wasted my time.

But... I know I didn’t completely waste my time. I know that even if I did it for Ceiling Cat or not, it’s still one of the best masturbation sessions I ever had, if not the best. I accomplished one of my ultimate goals: to masturbate in front of the one and only Ceiling Cat.

Ceiling Cat gave me the will to ejaculate.

[R0nburgundy]

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Ceiling cat was born in A small town in canada in 2001. She had 3 sisters and 2 brothers. She lived the first few years of her life in a cardboard box on the sie of the street. She had never heard of the internet before and the fiirst time she got online she was instantly addicted. She soon got tired of the internet in Canada and decided to move to the united states. She moved to Chicago Illinois and started a new life as a computer technician. Her first job was working for the geek squad at Best Buy. She soon got very bored of her job because it wasnt anything fun with computers. With her loss of interest she soon got fired from her job.
The next day she was at home looking online for jobs when she had an idea for a game. The game would be like DDR but on a keyboard. For the next few weeks she worked on this game almost non-stop. The only times she stopped was when she fell asleep or got really hungry. After three weeks her games was nearly completed but she realized that nearly all her money was spent. The next day she went and got a part-time job at Mcdonalds. She worked as much as she could for the next 3 months and only worked on her game at night.
Four months after she started her game she was finaly done with the first version of it. She had been thinking of a name for it for a while and decided that Flash Flash revolution would be best to call it. Ceiling cat started to wonder why she even made this. Because of this game she lost her boyfreinds and all of her freinds hated her. She decided to move away and start a new life.
Ceiling cat didn't move that far away just on the other end of Chicago. In her new neighborhood she became freinds will all her new neighbors and got a decent job as a cares salewoman. She was working on a new song for her game when she had the best idea of her life. "I can put my game online!" she exclaimed. So ceiling cat made a website that was flashflashrevolution.com. She didn't think anything bug would come from it but she spread the work around through her freinds and family. People soon began to call it ffr.
Nearly everyone ceiling cat had play ffr was addicted to it very quickly. Not long after she created ffr and added screenames that people could get that a young man named shashakiro joined. Ceiling cat was amazed but his perfect sense of beat and how quickly he could move his fingers.
A few years went by and ceiling cat added things to her website like profiles, multiplayer, ffr radio, the forums, and vid chat. All these things helped ffr become a great online cimmunity and hundreds of thousands of people had joined.

Ceiling cat = synthlight

[OhMyGod666]

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OMFG 4chan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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