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Ceiling cat means, to me, a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. So I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you all about how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air. In west Philadelphia, born and raised, on a playground is where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, playing some basket ball outside of my school, when a couple of guys (up to no good) started making trouble in my neighbourhood. I got into a little fight, and my mum got scared. She said "You're moving in with your Auntie and Uncle, in Bel-Air."
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had a dice in the mirror. If anything, I can say, this cab was rare. But I thought "Nah, forget it. Yo homes, to Bel-Air". I pulled up to the house at about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell you later." I looked at my kingdom. I was finally there: to sit on my throne, as the prince of Bel-Air.
Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread
Ceiling Cat is the creation by God who watches over people as they masturbate. He was employed especially by God, as He didn’t want to have to look at all of those genitals; once was enough, in many cases.
Ceiling Cat can always see you. He hides in any nook and cranny that can be found in one’s ceiling, and is very, very stealthy. There is only one known picture to date that depicts Ceiling Cat, and many experts believe that it was made up by a group of fans anyway.
We will never know the true identity of this masturbator-watcher. Much of the info may have been gained by evidence left by Ceiling Cat; it may also just be a story made by fans of this creature.
Remember, Ceiling Cat is always going to be there, and he will always make sure you are safe.
Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread
ceiling cat means so much to me...she represents all of the cats that i have seen on the ceiling. Cats on the ceiling aren't scary. i just love it. my cat never hangs out on the ceiling and im glad ceiling cat can do it for me. Thank You Ceiling Catl
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To me ceiling cat means all the awsome things there are in FFR for example the games like FFR FFR R2 FFR Resonance Spin it up¡ and the persons that made this possible synthlight,cornandbeans the tokens the skill tokens FFR is the best online multiplayer game ever.
Thanks for listening.
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Ceiling cats...Those little creatures that are unknown to those calling themselves humans. They take the appearance of the first small animal they see (usually a cat,) and lives on to put trouble in his neighborhood. On of their favorite tricks is to get in the ceiling of unsuspicious teens' chambers and look at what they are doing, which is usually looking for pleasure... It's that kind of activity that gave them their name. But what are they really?
In reality, the creatures called "ceiling cats" are from an planet from another galaxy, called "Ceiland". To become an adult, they must go to another planet with creatures living on it and must do mischevious things. If they accomplish that task, they can come back and continue on thier living. But there's a major problem they haven't thought about: coming back from Earth.
Once transformed in a cat, they can't become to their normal self and must live on in that body. And cats can't travel through time-space distortions... So they are stuck here until men found some way to do it and then, once these creatures will be abel to grow at their will, the Earth will be dominated, for ever.
Be careful. Look around yourself. You never know where you can find a "ceiling cat". If you see one, kill it immediately, unless you want your future generations to be killed in atrocious ways...
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Long has our world been populated by cats of all kinds. Long have they awaited the coming of a master cat, one who will raise them all up to take lordship of the earth. One day, they awoke to hear the sound of orchestras, accompanied by what appeared to be thousands of choirs, all singing the praises of the cats of the earth. They knew; their time was now.
Upon seeing ceiling cat, they were reported as being "very disappointed", and immediately went back to playing FFR.
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What is Ceiling Cat to me?
Well... to me, Ceiling Cat is a very gifted and unique lil kitty.
First off, Ceiling Cat, like a few other gifted kitties, will hang from the ceiling when the owner throws him/her into the air. A gift like this cannot be taught, it is something that a few special kitties obtain at birth.
Up until now, that was the extent of this magnificent gift. Now, this extrodonary lil kitty, Ceiling Cat, has pushed him/her self beyond the limits of all the other gifted lil kitties of the world!
Ceiling Cat has found a way to not only be able to Hang from the ceiling, but to walk on it! Ceiling Cat no longer needs the unneccessary stress on his claws to hang from the ceiling! Ceiling Cat is an inspiration, to me and all the other cats of the world. One day; perhaps, maybe all of the gifted kitties of the world will discover the secret that has been discovered by Ceiling Cat, so that all the gifted kitties may walk on the ceilings and spy on people!
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