Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread
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Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread
Ceiling Cat: Noun) 1 Definition : A mysterious cat which watches one endure in mastubation. It gets the name "ceiling cat" from hiding in the ceiling.Originally posted by ShashmakitoComment
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Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread
look at that. that cat is 1000% win, i mean, it sticks its head out just to see you beat it. i dont know about anyone else, but if i was to be wacking off, i would want this cat to be in my ceiling watching.
why is this cat so great?
its a mystery. people love mysteries. people love ceiling cat.
i love you, ceiling cat.
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Wow, this turned into picture spam fast.Last edited by WhyCry; 06-9-2007, 03:18 PM.
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Ceiling cat is this epic, powerful animal that will make you so emotional and breathless that you will just breakdown in joy. Ceiling cat has been with us ever since the age of man. He has been there during Martin Luther King Jr's death. He was there on 9/11. He was there when gas prices were ridiculously overpriced. We owe everything in this world to ceiling cat. There should be a religion dedicated to ceiling cat. Ceiling cat is the source of everyone's existence. Without ceiling cat, the world would end.Comment
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What is Ceiling Cat? Only the greatest terror known to man. Ceiling Cat stares at you, waiting for the opportune moment to strike. While you're watching that porn of yours, he's watching you do whatever the heck you do when you watch porn. You only see him looking down at you when you're done, after letting out a loud hiss. It then covers back up the celing tile and reports to God that there is another kitten to kill.Comment
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ceiling cats for me are the world i mean they watch wat u do all da time even wen u dont notice it they can see you making lov and think wtf. They are the world to me. I have a special bond with them and i would never like to break it. A ceiling cat is lke your parents or your wife you luv dem till death forever and cherish them for a lifetime. Thats what a ceiling cat is to meComment
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What IS "The ceiling cat"? Well...
When God created the universe, he first created the planets, but for one reason. As a ceiling for cats. It has been the research of many scientists over the years, many coming to the conclusion that the world was created by 'The Big Meow'. Adam and Eve felt threatened by these ultimate creatures, and thus were determined to persuade mankind that they were to be kept in cages, and away from power. In some cases, these poor things were even eaten by the government in order to prevent a 'Mew Mew Revolution'; the age of a new feline era.
However, being the highly intellectual creatures that they are, the cats managed to infiltrate the human bases, known as 'houses', to gather a collection of information on humans. With their 'cute' appearance, many cats are now freely bred and kept as 'pets' all over the Earth.
Throughout these observations, they have noticed many things about a typical lifestyle, including the art of masturbation. The cats will use their newly acquired knowledge to penetrate our weaknesses and retrieve control over the galaxy yet again.
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How this helps towards me getting a subscription, I have no idea, but I severely hope it does. xD
By the way, all of the above is true, so PM me for more theories above Ceiling Cat, and I might reply if I'm in the mood.Comment
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O_o some of these people seem to be worshipping Ceiling CatComment
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Ceiling cat, we know him as our god, as our friend at a time of need.He is always there to watch us masturbate, no matter what the time or where the place.He is our friend.In a way, our elder or whatsoever Idol.As he watchs us, we feel safe in a way that no one could ever feel.He is the best cat ever.He fears nothing but dogs.The evil ceilling dogs, he fights a war everyday against them.Praise HIM PRAISE HIM!Comment
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What Ceiling Cat Means to Me
Ceiling Cat: A ceiling cat is no ordinary ceiling. It is one who is swift yet agile, Quick yet quiet, unlucky yet very lucky. You may think that this is it
but it isn't. You don't know what the ceiling cat looks like because no one has ever seen one before. People think that ceiling cats look like cats but that is just a legend. Ceiling cats do not fall or break, they do not stain nor drip. It is a cat that looks like a ceiling not a ceiling that looks like a cat. Thank you.
Last edited by Mr. Jefferson; 06-9-2007, 03:25 PM.Have you been up my wishing tree, cha,
It's where I come to think and dream,
Now I would like to show you my wishing tree, jamon,
Where we can laugh and giggle and scream, heehee,
Won't you imagine along with me,
We can be spacemen, or pirates on the sea, jamona,
Yes we can do everything... and I mean everything,
Up in my, wishing tree, heehee aaaahhhh!Comment
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so has the judge been decided yet?Comment
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