happiest day of my life

[purebloodtexan]

Re: happiest day of my life

Korny, how old are you?

[jchinzilla]

Re: happiest day of my life

judge must have just gotten laid

korny must've given the judge a bj.

[korny]

Re: happiest day of my life

I turn 18 in 25 days and I didn't leave my thread. I haven't had access to a computer til now. My friend and i were walking in downtown dallas and this cracked out black guy walks towards us and hits my friends shoulder with his as hard as he could and yells at him telling to get the **** out of his way so i turned around and asked him if he thought he was bad or something and he said he was gonna stick me and pulls out his knife and so i pulled out my switchblade and told him to try and stab me so he swings his arm around to hit me in the face but i stuck my arm out and stabbed in the palm while his other arm swung around and nearly knocked me out . Then the cops showed up and the black guy ran and got away while i went to jail. I had the worst headache for 4 days and my face looked messed up haha.

[MalReynolds]

Re: happiest day of my life

Stop doing stupid ****.

[purebloodtexan]

Re: happiest day of my life

I turn 18 in 25 days and I didn't leave my thread. I haven't had access to a computer til now. My friend and i were walking in downtown dallas and this cracked out black guy walks towards us and hits my friends shoulder with his as hard as he could and yells at him telling to get the **** out of his way so i turned around and asked him if he thought he was bad or something and he said he was gonna stick me and pulls out his knife and so i pulled out my switchblade and told him to try and stab me so he swings his arm around to hit me in the face but i stuck my arm out and stabbed in the palm while his other arm swung around and nearly knocked me out . Then the cops showed up and the black guy ran and got away while i went to jail. I had the worst headache for 4 days and my face looked messed up haha.

First off, learn how to use a goddamn period.

Second off, I think that's pretty reasonable that you only got probation, but it still sounded like you were kind of bringing him on.

[korny]

Re: happiest day of my life

He was going to try to fight us either way. You could tell by the way he was standing and acting.

[MalReynolds]

Re: happiest day of my life

Running isn't an option.

Not on these mean streets.

Stabbing a guy in the hand is by far the first and last resort.

In these mean streets.

[korny]

Re: happiest day of my life

I should've made that a little more clear i guess. He going to fight us either way and i wasn't about ready to disrespect my friend like that.

[Blue_eyed_jessica]

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ok well why do you have 2 felonies on your record?

[korny]

Re: happiest day of my life

Arson and burglary.

[alster1]

Re: happiest day of my life

wow

[nforcer06164]

Re: happiest day of my life

Really intelligent. You have no way of knowing if that guy was really going to fight you. Should've kept your mouth shut and walked away.

Oh, and shouldn't have started a fire or broken in somewhere to steal stuff. That too.

[DigitalS3r4ph]

Re: happiest day of my life

Shut the **** up.

You have no idea what it's like

to be a gangsta in the mean streets.

[Sulf3rDr4g0n]

Re: happiest day of my life

Protip: Move a to the middle of nowhere. No one will attack you ever again.

Oh, and don't set any of the farmer's crops on fire.

[MalReynolds]

Re: happiest day of my life

I know what it's like to be a gangster and extract myself from bad situations. My friends have been gunned down in cold blood, but if it weren't for cupcakes and tea, I might be with them.

Make cake.

Eat cake.

Thug life.