people, honestly emo is not a label its a type of music

[purebloodtexan]

Re: people, honestly emo is not a label its a type of music

Actually I fall for punk girls all the time. It ****ing sucks, because they want one night stands and I want to keep ****ing them. They're always crazy in bed.

I can imagine that. Must be a good time.

[Dragula219]

Re: people, honestly emo is not a label its a type of music

I wonder what having sex with an emo would be like.....

Actually, nevermind.

[purebloodtexan]

Re: people, honestly emo is not a label its a type of music

I wonder what having sex with an emo would be like.....

Actually, nevermind.

Emo chick: Ugh, you're too far to the left! *Slit* No, you're too deep! *Slit* Not so hard! *slit*
You: I'M GOING AS SOFT AS I - You know what, to hell with this. You're pathetic drunk as you are sober, and there's blood all over the bed.

[Dragula219]

Re: people, honestly emo is not a label its a type of music

Emo chick: Ugh, you're too far to the left! *Slit* No, you're too deep! *Slit* Not so hard! *slit*
You: I'M GOING AS SOFT AS I - You know what, to hell with this. You're pathetic drunk as you are sober, and there's blood all over the bed.

More like:

Emo: I hate the world *cry* I don't know if I can handle this right now *cry*
Me: WTF?
Emo: Everything is so wrong in my life, all the guys I've been with have left me *cry*
Me: WTF? Let's ****, cmon. You begged me to.
Emo: Tell me the truth, Are you going to leave me?
Me: *pondering* ..........No baby, you mean everything to me, I'll never leave you forever.
Emo: Ok, but lets make it special.
Me: .....whatever
....Good Sex for 2 minutes.....
Emo: Stop. You're going to fast. Let's not just "have sex". Let's "make love"
Me: .......whatever.
....boring sex for six hours......
Me: I'm gonna cum *cough* (finally)
Emo: Lets do it together.
Me: No
....Pull out, cum on her face....
Emo: Why did you do that baby?
Me: Peace. Don't call me.
Emo: *cry* come back baby!
.....I leave....

Emo: *cry* I guess I should cut myself.

[Epic Fail Guy]

Re: people, honestly emo is not a label its a type of music

Denial coming from an actual emo??!!?NOWAIZ

[purebloodtexan]

Re: people, honestly emo is not a label its a type of music

Denial coming from an actual emo??!!?NOWAIZ

............DJ Reality? Is that you?

More like:

Emo: I hate the world *cry* I don't know if I can handle this right now *cry*
Me: WTF?
Emo: Everything is so wrong in my life, all the guys I've been with have left me *cry*
Me: WTF? Let's ****, cmon. You begged me to.
Emo: Tell me the truth, Are you going to leave me?
Me: *pondering* ..........No baby, you mean everything to me, I'll never leave you forever.
Emo: Ok, but lets make it special.
Me: .....whatever
....Good Sex for 2 minutes.....
Emo: Stop. You're going to fast. Let's not just "have sex". Let's "make love"
Me: .......whatever.
....boring sex for six hours......
Me: I'm gonna cum *cough* (finally)
Emo: Lets do it together.
Me: No
....Pull out, cum on her face....
Emo: Why did you do that baby?
Me: Peace. Don't call me.
Emo: *cry* come back baby!
.....I leave....

Emo: *cry* I guess I should cut myself.

Although I question how you're not flaccid by now, it'd probably go like this in the middle of of the six boring hours:

(Hour three)
Emo: *Cries*
You: What?
Emo: I'm missing my MySpace!!
You: ......What in the ****!? We're in the middle of sex!
Emo: *Sob* I know........
You: Look, we'll get there later, I'm starting to get flaccid.

[Dragula219]

Re: people, honestly emo is not a label its a type of music

You're right, it would either be

.....boring sex for six hours.....

or

.....boring sex until I get so limp it's immposible....

[Nyokou]

Re: people, honestly emo is not a label its a type of music

Ew, I can't even imagine having sex with an emo guy, man.

Ugh, I wouldn't even get turned on, they look too damn homosexual, even if they say they're straight. (They're just lying so less people would make fun of them for being actual fags)

[Dragula219]

Re: people, honestly emo is not a label its a type of music

Emo guy: *cry* Are you ok. *cry* I'm so sorry *cry* I'll slow down for you *cry* I feel so bad *cry* I feel like I'm taking advantage of you *cry* *cry* *cry*
Nyokou: (Jesus ****ing christ) Finish Up, douchebag.

[Nyokou]

Re: people, honestly emo is not a label its a type of music

Rofl.

I actually use the phrase "Jesus fucking Christ" on a daily basis.

At least 10 times. It's fun to say.

Oh, the irony.

[Dragula219]

Re: people, honestly emo is not a label its a type of music

Yeah. I'm good like that.

[Nyokou]

Re: people, honestly emo is not a label its a type of music

That girl in your avatar reminds me of Kittie.

[Dragula219]

Re: people, honestly emo is not a label its a type of music

Who?

[Nyokou]

Re: people, honestly emo is not a label its a type of music



Kittie.

[Dragula219]

Re: people, honestly emo is not a label its a type of music

Wow. They're all pretty hot.