[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
So far:5
[x] You have ran into a tree.
[x] you have tried to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
so far:10
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[] Your hair is/was blonde.
[x] People have called you slow.
So far:14
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x]you tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling when you wake up.
[x] You’ve fallen asleep in c lass
[x] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
So far:19
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[x] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[x] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
So far:24
[x] You have eaten a bug.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] you have put your clothes on backwards or inside out.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
So far:28
[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
So far:29
[x] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x]You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far:32
[]When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[x] The word “umm” is used many times a day.
So far:33
Total:33
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1. He was placed in the loving arms of his precious mother.
2. Chase slipped out of his mother's gaping vagina and cracked his head on the floor.
3. He grew up (unlike Chase, yes, Adam has grown up).
4. He ate a stack of tortillas dripping in jalapeno sauce whilst trying to light a lantern with a bucket of kerosene.
5. The incessant buzzing sound of a perturbed mosquito aggravated me enough to start dancing.
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