Holy ****ing ****balls ****-**** son of a mother****ing ****tastic dump**** ****ing **** hippopotamus ****-dancing bull**** leprechaun-smashing ****-nipples ****-****ing panda-****ing mellow-****ing-yellow ****-eating ****-jumping Jesus Christ Superstar on a pogo stick.
1) She was cheating and afraid you'd find out.
2) She wasn't cheating but wants some other guy. 3) She needs a good hard slap in the ****ing face for being emotarded. Send that bitch back to the kitchen.
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