i wouldn't mind a "Crowdpleaser" across the front of a pair of boxer shorts. how about a pair of boxers with "Kick It" on the backside.... or "Kick Your A", of course. back to the boxers... "Massive" across the front.
and the ABSOLUTE winner.... FFR thong with "Too Tight" across the front. the back would also work, but then it wouldn't be a thong.
When you get carpal tunnel, and then can't participate in phys. ed at school so you start to fail the class, and that failing mark brings your average down and you don't get on the honor roll so you start banging your head against the wall and get a concussion and pass out for a week and wake up in the hospital only to realize you haven't played FFR in a week so you climb out of the hospital bed and jump out the window and are running around trying to find the nearest computer while still in your hospital gown and the gravel is making your feet bleed so you stop and kneel down and stare up at the heavens and yell 'WHYYYYY MEEEEE?'
And then your parents find you and ground you to your barren room for a month.
When you get carpal tunnel, and then can't participate in phys. ed at school so you start to fail the class, and that failing mark brings your average down and you don't get on the honor roll so you start banging your head against the wall and get a concussion and pass out for a week and wake up in the hospital only to realize you haven't played FFR in a week so you climb out of the hospital bed and jump out the window and are running around trying to find the nearest computer while still in your hospital gown and the gravel is making your feet bleed so you stop and kneel down and stare up at the heavens and yell 'WHYYYYY MEEEEE?'
And then your parents find you and ground you to your barren room for a month.
and then you end up sneaking out and becoming a prostitute to buy a laptop so your parents can't see you playing FFR.
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