ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

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  • meiloyn
    FFR Player
    • Feb 2007
    • 291

    #106
    Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

    Dear 10-year old self:

    You're probably not going to recieve a letter like this because I never recieved this letter when I was 10 years old.

    From your 14-year-old self.
    My little corner of Local Reality Quotes:

    Zack: Okay, I've got tampons, a Venus razor, now to stop at Victoria's secret.
    Joe: Uh, I think you're taking this joke a little too far. Seriously. I can understand going off to buy a bra, but TAMPONS? You're starting to kill the joke. And do I really have to come with you?
    Zack: Shut up. It's funny.
    Last edited by Meiloyn : Today at 06:09 PM. Reason: Removed NSFW content

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    • ygugsa295
      FFR Player
      • Oct 2006
      • 155

      #107
      Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

      Dear self,

      Lose some motherfucking weight, you porky son of a bitch. Play soccer and start biking. And do NOT, for the love of god, do not like Pokémon. Also get some therapy for your Astraphobia.

      Sincerely yours,

      15-year-old self

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      • vashthestampede0987
        FFR Player
        • Jan 2004
        • 2997

        #108
        Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

        PPPPS **** your neighbor too, she has a nice ass. Trust me, she will do it.
        Omega owes me [1] omega favor
        I am God of Hot Pockets, fear my fillings for they may be hot.


        Originally posted by Synthlight
        I hate myself.

        Cheers,

        Synthlight
        xxpla tonic love: GIVE IT TO ME
        xxpla tonic love: ****ing give it to me

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        • _Ether_
          FFR Player
          • Apr 2007
          • 23

          #109
          Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

          Dear 10 year old self,

          DO NOT DATE FRANCES OR VANESSA YOU WILL REGRET IT!
          and dont ever join the Drama club and join chorus faster cause thats the best way to pick up chicks. Go Score my son.......

          Your Future self.
          Originally posted by JasonKey
          Story of my life man ...

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          • g4z33b0
            Banned
            • Mar 2006
            • 2618

            #110
            Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

            Dear 10 year old self,

            Start playing Magic The Gathering NOW. And download Autorune before it leaks.
            Last edited by g4z33b0; 04-13-2007, 10:21 AM.

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            • wilker
              FFR Player
              • Apr 2007
              • 3

              #111
              Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

              Dear ten year old self.

              Sorry, you're on your own.

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              • madmatt621
                Banned
                • Dec 2006
                • 3000

                #112
                Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

                Dear 10 year old self,

                When you become old enough to play the lottery, use these numbers on April 7, 2007: 7 9 11 30 33 53

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                • evilcowgod
                  FFR Player
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 531

                  #113
                  Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

                  Originally posted by g4z33b0
                  And download Autorune before it leaks.
                  Those were the days ^^

                  <- Support!
                  "Dumbledore returns from the dead and declares it to be hammertime, Harry proceeds to break it down, Voldemort is unable to touch this."

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                  • QreepyBORIS
                    FFR Player
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 7454

                    #114
                    Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

                    Take up gymnastics again, practice more cello, be more social. Do it, because I control your future!

                    Signature subject to change.

                    THE ZERRRRRG.

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                    • solopro
                      FFR Player
                      • May 2006
                      • 448

                      #115
                      Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

                      Dear ten-year-old Z,

                      I suggest you to do that project so you don't get detention during lunch writing 250 lines.

                      And have the balls to ask out Ayumi.
                      Originally posted by John O'Hurley
                      But realize we surveyed 100 people and that you need 103 points.
                      AAAs: Nine

                      Unique AAAs: Three

                      Most Recent: Excite Bike (Achieved 08/02/07, at 1153 hours)

                      Best: Disconnected




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                      • MaxX-Warpup
                        FFR Player
                        • Nov 2005
                        • 16

                        #116
                        Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

                        Dear 10-year-old self,
                        Keep looking at the floor, you will find $40 and a DS game.
                        Also, don't let your brother touch that $40, even for McDonalds.

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                        • All_That_Chaz
                          Supreme Dictator For Life
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 5874

                          #117
                          Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

                          Dear 10-year-old self,
                          Buy Microsoft stock.
                          --Chaz
                          Back to "Back to Earth"
                          Originally posted by FoJaR
                          dammit chaz
                          Originally posted by FoJaR
                          god dammit chaz
                          Originally posted by MalReynolds
                          I bet when you live in a glass house, the temptation to throw stones is magnified strictly because you're not supposed to.

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                          • Risking
                            FFR Player
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 681

                            #118
                            Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

                            Dear Ten Year Old Self,

                            Watch out for Candle Jack, you will tha

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                            • meno_rocks123
                              FFR Player
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 2324

                              #119
                              Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

                              Dear ten year old self.
                              that girl, you know which one. ask her out so I don't have to.

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                              • OrganisM
                                FFR Player
                                • Oct 2006
                                • 2644

                                #120
                                Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

                                Dear Lvl 10 n00b:

                                j00 are not a h4xx0r. STFU. Leik lolz.

                                Have sex with goats and vote Martha Stewart's vagina for president.
                                .

                                Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                                "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                                because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                                spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                                changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                                Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


                                Originally Posted by
                                MrRubix[link]:
                                "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                                Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                                "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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