If my teacher did this...

[darklordsarumon9]

Re: If my teacher did this...

My teacher told this joke in class (with two girls present):

[In an extremely thick Sri Lankan accent] What is the similarity between burning bread in the oven and getting a woman pregnant?

Not taking it out quick enough.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

Thank you for making this pretty much meaningless thread something worth reading.

[evilcowgod]

Re: If my teacher did this...

My teacher told this joke in class (with two girls present):

[In an extremely thick Sri Lankan accent] What is the similarity between burning bread in the oven and getting a woman pregnant?

Not taking it out quick enough.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

Ahahaha

[lsrplyr]

Re: If my teacher did this...

I heard that one somewhere maybe using not burning bread idk I can't remember, but it's still funny. For the first joke, the teacher must have went through some trouble making the new test cus for finals I'm guessing it would of been very official?

[AriesMalvis]

Re: If my teacher did this...

that sounds exactly like my AP Us history teacher...except he liked me...not that i was a good student, but i could write a kickass play and make part of it in russian...
but yea it's ingenious...of course nowadays most kids have cell phones and txt msging...lol but it's a good slap in the face

[ygugsa295]

Re: If my teacher did this...

What is the similarity between burning bread in the oven and getting a woman pregnant?

Not taking it out quick enough.

Oh Guido, you're awful.

[AriesMalvis]

Re: If my teacher did this...

wow...i didn't even read that before lol
that's awful =] but funny...but not true