ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

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  • madmatt621
    Banned
    • Dec 2006
    • 3000

    #91
    Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

    Dear 14 year old self,

    Get started getting on ffr.

    Join the FFR MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/ffr2004

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    • justom
      FFR Player
      • Jan 2007
      • 698

      #92
      Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

      Dear 10 year old self,

      Don't fail school. That's all.
      _

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      • evilcowgod
        FFR Player
        • Aug 2003
        • 531

        #93
        Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

        Dear 10 year old self,

        Get over yourself and stop flipping out over everything, clam down, have some dip, and chill out.

        Yours,

        Your future self.

        <- Support!
        "Dumbledore returns from the dead and declares it to be hammertime, Harry proceeds to break it down, Voldemort is unable to touch this."

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        • spyke252
          FFR Player
          • Oct 2006
          • 181

          #94
          Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

          Dear Me at 10,

          Get some balls. Seriously. Start swimming more.
          Get a facebook on the internet ASAP.
          Work out. Start by doing 3 sets of 25 crunches every day before going to bed. Will help in the long run.
          Get a new damn friend. Keith is a complete idiot and pothead.
          Learn Calculus, you're already ahead in school and pretty much understand everything.
          Learn Computer Science. It is your forte, you are in the top 10 in the state. If you start earlier than that Nick van Aartsen guy, well, lets just say you'll be around number 1.
          Don't screw up 6th grade.
          Don't screw up 7th grade.
          Don't screw up 8th grade just because word gets out that you like Kim. In fact, I'm pretty sure she likes you too. Ask her out instead of just getting her phone number.
          Don't be an idiot.
          Stay playing in band, don't switch to staying in choir.
          Get boxers. Grow some balls.

          Wishing this doesn't kill you, JJ

          PS: Play DDR and flashflashrevolution.com
          Originally posted by Tokzic
          is the repetition of the last line a metaphorical comparison of the dependance of society on technology today versus the more natural lifestyle of the late nineteenth century

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          • x3Mamimi
            FFR Player
            • Oct 2006
            • 513

            #95
            Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

            Dear 10 year old self,

            You're not a boy, quit acting like one. SRSLY.

            Love,
            Mami
            jwcgator: mah mee mee
            merlonifan28: fight for my love, mamimi

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            • Fractal_Monkey
              FFR Player
              • Apr 2005
              • 464

              #96
              Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

              Dear 10 year old self,

              Keep up the good work. Your reward is a place at a better school in a couple of years.
              Motivational message done, on to business. You've heard of Fulham football club, right? Well, get your dad to put a bet on them reaching the Premiership by 2001. I know they're rubbish now, but trust me. While you're at it, enclosed are next week's lottery numbers. Best win it now - the prizes go way down over the next decade.
              Now, if you tell your parents about this letter, they might mention something called causality. Ignore them. I want to see what happens if I try to mess with the timeline. If this works, you'll be writing this letter when you get to my age. If not, nothing will happen to me. If I were to end up negating myself, I couldn't be writing to you, could I?

              Enjoy the rest of the Nineties,
              Self from 2007.

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              • meiloyn
                FFR Player
                • Feb 2007
                • 291

                #97
                Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

                Dear 10 year old me:

                Get an anatomy book NOW. Not later, now! And start working on shoes! Really hard!

                Don't get yourself a clarinet. You're not going to like it.

                Avoid the prep crowd at all costs. FYI: They're the stupid girls who like pink and are always forming these shortlived clubs. Or you'll slowly and painfully turn into one of them for a while.

                Get into dad's music! =3 He wants you to listen to it! It's also prep bane, and treatment for transforming into one.

                Get on FFR. www.flashflashrevolution.com Does FFR still exist in 2003?

                Get off Neopets. (Though I do later anyway)

                Get Adobe Photoshop! And a scanner!

                ~*~

                Sincerely, your 14-year-old self.

                PS: Link is only a videogame character.
                Last edited by meiloyn; 04-2-2007, 06:02 PM.
                My little corner of Local Reality Quotes:

                Zack: Okay, I've got tampons, a Venus razor, now to stop at Victoria's secret.
                Joe: Uh, I think you're taking this joke a little too far. Seriously. I can understand going off to buy a bra, but TAMPONS? You're starting to kill the joke. And do I really have to come with you?
                Zack: Shut up. It's funny.
                Last edited by Meiloyn : Today at 06:09 PM. Reason: Removed NSFW content

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                • animeloser07
                  FFR Player
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 1

                  #98
                  Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

                  Dear 10 year old self,
                  You are a handsome guy, don't let jealous friends tell you otherwise.
                  Tell Courtney your real feelings before she moves, or you'll regret it forever.
                  Don't blow off school
                  Lift weights as soon as you hit 15, and use protein supplements, once you get those abs your self-esteem will be totally be reborn.
                  Those girls gawking at you don't think your a freak, they are actually interested in you, don't turn them down at dances because your too use to being a loner.
                  Don't turn down Sammy for a date when she asks you out, she becomes extremely hot later.
                  Nicole, Katie, Amanda, Lauren and Kristin all have deep feelings for you, they'll reveal it near the end of senior year before they head to college.
                  Don't quit the all-star baseball team and football team, you have a gift for speed and reflexes
                  Learn to trust people earlier, you can't do everything on your own.

                  Damn I was screwed up back then

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                  • GuidoHunter
                    is against custom titles
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 7371

                    #99
                    Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

                    Dear ten-year-old self,

                    I know you think you look cool in your tall black socks, jean shorts, and tan sandals, but you don't.

                    Stop trying to make friends. Your real friends are the ones who come naturally.

                    Get to Amanda before Billy does; you'll thank me later.

                    --Guido


                    Originally posted by Grandiagod
                    Originally posted by Grandiagod
                    She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
                    Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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                    • evilcowgod
                      FFR Player
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 531

                      #100
                      Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

                      Originally posted by GuidoHunter
                      Dear ten-year-old self,

                      I know you think you look cool in your tall black socks, jean shorts, and tan sandals, but you don't.

                      Stop trying to make friends. Your real friends are the ones who come naturally.

                      Get to Amanda before Billy does; you'll thank me later.

                      --Guido

                      http://andy.mikee385.com
                      Guido, if you're going to post your name and URL after every post, why don't you just put a link to it in your signature?

                      <- Support!
                      "Dumbledore returns from the dead and declares it to be hammertime, Harry proceeds to break it down, Voldemort is unable to touch this."

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                      • GuidoHunter
                        is against custom titles
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 7371

                        #101
                        Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

                        I've answered that question and "lawl y dont ur site wurk" too many times to care to repeat myself.

                        --Guido


                        Originally posted by Grandiagod
                        Originally posted by Grandiagod
                        She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
                        Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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                        • lord_carbo
                          FFR Player
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 6222

                          #102
                          Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

                          'Ya know, Guido, I'm personally having problems connecting to andy.mikee385.com:81.
                          last.fm

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                          • Afrobean
                            Admiral in the Red Army
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 13262

                            #103
                            Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

                            Originally posted by GuidoHunter
                            Get to Amanda before Billy does; you'll thank me later.
                            How is your 10 year old self supposed to thank your 22 year old self after you shift the time line to something which is different than the time line that produced the 22 year old you that you say will be thanked later?

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                            • GuidoHunter
                              is against custom titles
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 7371

                              #104
                              Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

                              carbo: that's because the server's down. I make no guarantees.

                              --Guido


                              Originally posted by Grandiagod
                              Originally posted by Grandiagod
                              She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
                              Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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                              • smartdude1212
                                2 is poo
                                FFR Simfile Author
                                • Sep 2005
                                • 6687

                                #105
                                Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

                                Dear 10 year old self:

                                There's a total bitch that will flirt with you in grade 8. Ignore her. She really is a bitch.

                                School-wise, don't stop doing what you're doing. Get your homework done ahead of time; that way you won't be up until midnight every night. You'll have the highest average in grade 8 the school has seen in years. Be proud.

                                Don't let dad push you around. Tell him how you feel. And when he starts dating again and proposes up at Flotten (you'll figure out where that is soon enough), be prepared. She can be a bitch too.

                                CJ ends up being a big ****ing pothead drug addict. Get away from him when you feel the time is necessary.

                                Don't start that fire in that vent-thing behind the houses with a bunch of people. You don't want to feel the guilt when the firemen come and you narrowly get caught, and then mom pressures you about it.

                                You'll know true friends when they come along.

                                JOIN FFR. And learn the technical terms earlier, so you don't suck at the game so badly.

                                Enjoy.

                                //Your Future Self

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